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Sexting Now Illegal For Florida Teens

Kid Chronic October 1, 2011 0

Tired of all those teen titty picks flying around the globe via SMS, Florida politicians have outlawed the sending of nude pictures to one another for Florida teens. Under the new law, your first

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dad Who Tried To Run His Son Over With A Car Before Beating Him With A Crowbar?

Kid Chronic September 25, 2011 0

Micheal Turner is a Florida father with many tattoos. Yet in his family whats good for the goose is not necessarily what is good for the gander. For instance Turner is 100% against his

Young Man With Down Syndrome Beaten By The Police For “Bulge In Pants” That Was Only A Colostomy Bag!

Kid Chronic September 21, 2011 1

Cops honestly need to stop beating people up wtf it’s not martial law in this country! Poor guy got beat up for wearing a colostomy bag, talk about kicking him when he’s down, jeesh

Does This Look Like The Face Of Two Lesbians That Robbed 29 Homes And Found A Lion In One?

Kid Chronic September 17, 2011 0

Rose Gifford pictured above to the left of her accomplice and lover Britney Singleton have recently been arrested and charged with a string of recent Pennsylvania robberies. According to police the two fell and

The Situation Sends Abercrombie A Cease And Desist Letter

Kid Chronic September 10, 2011 0

The Situation’s lawyers fired of a cease and desist letter to Amercrombie and Fitch this week after the clothing giant released a public statement saying they had offered to pay the Situation NOT to

Court Denies Mans Attempt To Change His Name To NJWeedman.com

Kid Chronic September 6, 2011 0

California courts shot down Edward Forchion Jr.’s request to change his name today. The court denied Forchion’s attempt to change his name to the oh-so-hip NJweedman.com because it “advocates illegal activities.” Pshhh the courts

French Guy Forced To Pay Wife 14k For Lack Of Sex

Kid Chronic September 5, 2011 0

Jean-Louis B had a nasty divorce two years ago after a French judge ruled against him saying the break up of his marriage was solely his fault. The reason being? Lack of sex, of

Man Dies At NFL Ballers House

Kid Chronic September 5, 2011 0

Antonio Smith of the Houston Texans had a blow out party at his crib this weekend. Over one hundred people attended the shindig including some of the Texans other players. The party raged into

Guy Takes A Pee In The Middle Of The Courtroom

Kid Chronic September 4, 2011 0

Holly Jesus the balls on this guy! Man I don’t even know what to say I’m in awe, this has to be one of the most unbelievable things to ever happen in a court room. I

UPDATE: Car Hood Sex Cop Fired

Kid Chronic September 4, 2011 0

Bert Lopez a former “officer of the year” has been fired by the New Mexico State Police Department. After pictures flew around the web showing him having sex on the hood of his car

Father Referees Sons Fist Fight With A Gun

Kid Chronic September 4, 2011 0

And the father of the year award goes to…not this fucking guy! Police say this Arizona man brandished a gun to prevent people from break up a fight between his two sons and another

Casey Anthony Back In Florida

Kid Chronic August 22, 2011 0

Everyone’s favorite baby-killer Casey Anthony is back in Florida. The Orlando District Attorney Pam Bondi has denied Anthony and her lawyers’ attempts to get her out of having to serve her probation for check

Christian Louboutin Cant Stop Red Bottom Knock Offs

Kid Chronic August 11, 2011 0

Christian Louboutin lost his injunction to prevent every shoe maker in the world from copying his ultra hot red bottom stilettos. The luxury shoe maker has been trying to stop Yves Saint Laurent from selling similar red bottom heels

Casey Anthony Is An Ohio State Fan And She Loves Starbucks!

Kid Chronic August 4, 2011 2

Gotcha! The media has finally found America’s sweetheart, Casey Anthony. She was doing what Americans do best, shopping, as well as sporting an Ohio State hat and drinking Starbucks Coffee! I’m sure both those

Woman Grabs A Baby Out Of A Stroller Then Tries To Eat Him

Kid Chronic July 29, 2011 0

A woman in LA grabbed a baby from a stroller, banged him on a railing, and then tried to eat him&#

Just In Case You Want To Kill Them, Casey Anthony’s Jurors Identity’s Will Be Released In October!

Kid Chronic July 27, 2011 0

I’m not suggesting you go out and kill them. I’m just saying I don’t think anyone would miss them if you did…wink, wink. Anyway a very smart Florida judge has ordered that the names

Casey Anthony Released From Jail

Kid Chronic July 17, 2011 0

Casey Anthony was released today at 12:09am after over three years in jail. Anthony was found guilty of lying to police officers but not guilty of the more serious charges relating to the death

Bank Of America B*tch Slapped By Florida Homeowners And Their Lawyer Todd Allen

Kid Chronic June 4, 2011 0

Muarenn Nyergers is a Florida resident and her and her husband paid for their Florida home in cash. But that certainly didn’t stop Bank of America from trying to foreclose on them. With the

Lindsay Lohan May Avoid Jail All Together!

Kid Chronic May 3, 2011 0

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is going to skate out of jail in true celebrity fashion. As people close to the case say she will most likely serve her 120 day sentence at home under

Avoid Bankruptcy And Foreclosure The Smart Way With Brown Van Horn

Kid Chronic April 3, 2011 0

Rated number one in Broward County, the attorneys at Brown Van Horn have become a trusted name in Florida law. Practicing in foreclosures, bankruptcy and corporate reorganizations, the firm’s reputation has been solidified over the past

Lohan Is Taking It To Trial!

Kid Chronic March 23, 2011 4

Lindsay Lohan announced today that she will not be taking the states plea offer in her stolen necklace case. Instead she will be tacking the case to trial and in the process creating whats

LT Sentenced Today

Kid Chronic March 22, 2011 1

Famed Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor was sentenced today bringing an end to his criminal case for sexual misconduct with an underage prostitute. Per the sentence LT will serve 6 years probation and have to

George Clinton Sues The Black Eyed Peas

Kid Chronic December 15, 2010 0

George Clinton the pioneer of funk has sued the Grammy winning hip hop group the Black Eyed Peas. In the suit Clinton claims the Peas sampled his 1979 song (not just) Knee Deep in