May 9th, 2012
GYM ATTIRE MATTERS, SO DRESS FOR SUCCESS…TRAIN LIKE A FREAK!!!
TIGHT, LOOSE, FIT, BAGGY, & IM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BODY… Inside Scoop On TLF APPAREL COMPANY’S NEW DESIGNS Coming Out For Spring/Summer!!! Wearing (more...)
April 25th, 2012
Six Teens Hospitalized After Drinking Hand Sanitizer To Get High
So far this year, six kids have been rushed to the hospital after drinking pure alcohol they cooked up from hand sanitizer!
March 31st, 2012
Shapely Shoulders
Shapely Shoulders Routine! If you want sexy, shapely shoulders, follow this routine! You can’t help but notice the girl who rests her arm on the bar or dinner table and has a nicely defined shoulder. Whether you admire a fit body or not, a sleek toned shoulder in a cut-off dress or shirt catches every eye! Add this shoulder routine to your weekly work out… Warm-up: Start with the Shoulder Press Machine; it’s a very good basic shoulder strength machine. It uses fixed plane of motion and requires little technical ability to make the exercise effective. -Primary muscle is front (more...)
March 30th, 2012
Gym Lingo 102-Making Moves
Gym Lingo 102 “Making Moves” Being familiar with the proper gym lingo will help a new “gym goer” with machine titles and workout terms! Know (more...)
March 30th, 2012
Gym Lingo 101-Methods to Muscle
Gym Lingo 101 Methods To Muscle Like in any industry, there is key terminology that a person must be familiar with in order to survive. In my words, “gym (more...)
March 21st, 2012
CASES OF ALZHEIMER’S RISING WITHIN HISPANIC COMMUNITY
PRESS RELEASE Hispanic Population More Likely to Develop Alzheimer’s Than Whites DEERFIELD BEACH, MARCH 22nd, 2012 – In response to the growing (more...)
March 12th, 2012
South Florida Chronicle’s Handy Dandy Guide To Performing CPR…
Holy smokeshow’s Batman, who knew learning CPR would be so fun!
February 23rd, 2012
The 99% Who Use Contraceptives
Barack Obama and his health-care policies about contraception and who must pay for it is an expansion of the welfare state with all of its perverse incentives. Now he is coercing religious institutions so that they will be forced to provide what he sees as another way to redistribute income. In an attempt to defend what the president has wrought, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, on February 22, tried to justify Obama’s policies by explaining that 99% of women have used contraception at some point in their lives. If this statistic is true, then apparently contraceptive methods and substances must (more...)
February 14th, 2012
Turns Out You Can Actually Die From A Broken Heart
A British cardiologist by the name of Dr. Alexander Lyon is suggesting that people can actually die from a broken heart. Since people are rarely interviewed after (more...)
February 7th, 2012
Bloating Begone! #SqueezeYourBut(t)!
Hi there SYB Fans & Friends! Super Bowl is over and I’m sure many of you were hung over, bloated, gassy, farty all Sunday night and even yesterday from (more...)
February 3rd, 2012
Are You A Couch Potato? #SqueezeYour But(t)!
Hello again, SqueezeYour But(t)! Fans! In my intro article on 1/26/12, I spoke about squeezing your “BUTS” out of your head and getting off your BUTT (more...)
January 26th, 2012
SqueezeYourBut(t)!
Hi SqueezeYourBut(t)! Fans! (or soon to be SYB Fans!) I’m Andrea Hammer, Certified Fitness Trainer and a “Happy and Healthy” Life Coach. I’m new to the SoFl Chronicles and want to introduce myself to share with all of you my Happy and Healthy Ways to Exercise Your Muscles & Your Mind! I want to help you Squeeze Pounds OFF and Squeeze Negativity OUT! I specialize in Physical Fitness Training and Self Awareness / Self Empowerment Techniques to learn how to bring out YOUR Best Self! Having a Fit, Vibrant, Healthy Body and a Joyful, Happy Heart, allows you to “Shine Your (more...)
January 24th, 2012
Chinese Boy Has Real Life Superpower
Nong Youhui’s amazing eyesight has stunned medics after recent test have proved he can see in the dark.
January 23rd, 2012
Woman Feel More Pain Then Men
A new study was released in the Journal of Pain this week that analyzed the medical records of 72,000 adult patients. The findings showed higher pain scores for (more...)
January 19th, 2012
This Just In: The G-Spot Does Not Exist!
The greatest search in all of history! (As far as we’re concerned anyways …) For over 60 years, Science has been working hard to pin point the location (more...)
January 15th, 2012
China’s Pollution Is So Thick You Can See It From Space
China’s pollution is so thick and disgusting that they actually had to ground 43 flights and delay 80 more this month. The pollution is building up in an (more...)
January 14th, 2012
Holy Macaroni, Woman Born With Two Vaginas!
Hot English chic has a one in a million condition, she has two perfectly normal vaginas. Sidenote: Does that mean every night is like a threesome for her boyfriend???
January 2nd, 2012
Research Beagles Let Outside For The First Time
MONDAY MUSH: If this doesn’t bring a tear to your new years eye, then I don’t know what will! Research Beagles Go Outside for the First Time – Watch MoreFunny Videos
December 23rd, 2011
Brain Eating Amoeba In Louisiana Tap Water
Whoa remind me never to snort some lines of ice cold water in Louisiana, wtf that shit can kill ya.
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