May 20th, 2012
Does This Look Like The Face of a Guy Who Came To The Police Station To Claim His Bag of Weed?
Is this guy the dumbest drug user ever? Yes.
May 7th, 2012
Swiss Ravers Kill Flipper
An investigation into two dolphins’ deaths, thought to have been killed by techno music, turned up a heroin substitute in the dolphins’ urine, via a veterinarian’s toxicology report. (more...)
May 1st, 2012
Rick Scott’s Drug Test Law Blocked By Federal Judge
Rick Scott’s executive order to drug test all state employees has been blocked by Miami federal Judge Ursula Ungaro. In the ruling, Ungaro said Governor Scott’s (more...)
April 16th, 2012
How To Mow Your Yard On PCP?
How to do anything stoned, with Marty Adams.
March 27th, 2012
Ultra Tree Humping Girl View 2
Can anyone ID this chick? She is obviously the next big web celebrity. Someone call Daniel Tosh. I smell a web redemption!!!
March 21st, 2012
The Situation Enters Rehab
TMZ has just outed Jersey Shore’s The Situation for entering rehab. Apparently, the reality star was partying his ass off during the whole shooting of season five, explaining some of the guys bizarre and unusual behavior, like walking around with his junk out. No word yet on whether the rehab stint will force the Situation to drop out of the upcoming sixth season. So stay tuned, reality junkies, and I’ll keep you posted.
March 18th, 2012
Does This Look Like The Ass Of The Kony Video Creator Arrested For Masturbating In Public?
God bless the modern age and TMZ for providing us this amazing video of Jason Russel (The Kony video guy) during his very pubic and very naked meltdown. In which he ran in and out of traffic naked making sexual gestures before being arrested by police. It’s (more...)
February 16th, 2012
Does This Look Like The Face Of Scott Storch Busted For Blow In Vegas?
Rags to riches, back to rags again, Scott Storch is in the news today. This time for being busted for blow in Las Vegas at 8:30 this past morning. Police were called to the Cosmopolitanism Hotel by a hotel employee after Storch refused to pay for his hotel room. When the cops arrived at the room they caught Storch trying to throw a baggie of cocaine into the trash can. The former music mogul was busted, booked, and later released on 5k a bond. TMZ caught up with Storch this past weekend in LA and he acted like nothing happened. He even took some time out to plug his upcoming sex tape… (more...)
February 12th, 2012
Whitney Houston On Xanex At The Time Of Her Death
According to recent details released about the late pop singers death. Whitney Houston had been in the bathroom for over an hour, when her hairdresser (a female) (more...)
January 28th, 2012
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Sells Fake Viagra On Craigslist?
Anthony Forte of Hollywood Florida was busted by the Feds after he sold an ass load of fake Viagra and Cialis to undercover agents via Craigslist the online classifieds site. Forte mailed their first order to a P.O. box in Plantation, then met up with them in person twice more for re-ups before the feds busted him in an Oakland Park parking lot. Just how much exactly is an ass load of fake boner meds you say? Why just a mere $7,500 dollars worth! After all why put a down payment on a house, when for the same price you could have a life long boner!? [SunSentinel]
January 27th, 2012
“I JUST GOT ARRESTED … NOW WHAT?”
There is no worse feeling in the world than observing flashing red/blue lights in your rear view mirror. Without a moment’s notice, you feel your heart race, (more...)
January 26th, 2012
Demi Moore Is Addicted To Adderall
According to Radar Online Demi Moore was drinking Red Bull and taking Adderall before the epileptic seizure that landed her in the hospital last week. The article goes on to say the pills combined with not eating, are responsible for Moore’s skeleton like figure and loopy recent behavior.
January 25th, 2012
Demi Moore Does Whip-its!!!
The truth about Demi Moore’s drug overdose is absolutely ridiculous! Apparently the 49-year-old actress was huffing Nitrous out of whip cream cans like a damn hippie at a Phish concert. Nitrous Oxide also known as laughing gas provides a funny but serious high for about 45 seconds most of which is filled with a very funny “wha wha wha” sound. If you havent tried them I highly recommend going on down to your local Winn Dixie and trying it out for yourself, its pretty awesome. According to the reports Moore had passed out from doing way too much when her friends decided to call (more...)
January 15th, 2012
Hey Don’t Drug My Weatherman!!!
You know when your friend gets all wasted then tries to say someone drugged them at the bar, and you never believe them? Well no one believed Philadelphia weatherman (more...)
January 12th, 2012
Heather Locklear Pill Pops Her Way Into The Hospital… Again
Of all the pill poppin MILF’s I haven to say Heather Locklear is the sexiest. I wonder if the paramedics in the Ambulance thought the same thing last Thursday (more...)
December 3rd, 2011
Sean Parker Threw A $150,000 Drug Fueled Halloween Jam
One female partygoer, who has been to four of Parker’s bashes, says that his Halloween party in 2009 was a wild affair. The $150,000 booze-up, organized (more...)
December 3rd, 2011
Does This Look Like The Face Of Charlie Sheen’s Ex Busted For Cocaine?
Charlie “The Machine” Sheens ex was busted last night in Aspen Colorado for felony possession of cocaine. Most of the details haven’t been released yet, but what we do know is that the drugs were found after police arrested Brooke Mueller for an assault charge. Mueller was booked and released from Pitkin County Jail on $11,000 bond. [TMZ]
November 30th, 2011
Governors Ask The US To Reclassify Marijuana
Currently marijuana is classified by the federal government as a Schedule I controlled substance, the same category as heroin and L.S.D. Drugs with that classification, the government says, have a high potential for abuse and “no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.” This is obviously a bit outdated and ridiculous so Christine Gregoire of Washington, a Democrat, and Lincoln D. Chafee of Rhode Island, an independent. Have asked the Feds to reschedule marijuana as a Schedule II controlled substance, which would put it in the same category as drugs like cocaine, opium (more...)
November 30th, 2011
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Republican Sheriff Caught In A Gay Sex Meth Trade?
2001 GOP Sheriff of the year Patrick J. Sullivan was picked up by his own department after a tip came in that he was selling and trading meth for sex. Oh you silly (more...)
November 27th, 2011









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