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Hot Dog Stripper Released From Jail

Kid Chronic May 13, 2012 0

The hot dog stripper gives you a wiggle with your weiner!

Wanted Sex Offender Caught Watching Porn at McDonalds

Kid Chronic May 10, 2012 1

Brent Kellog, a wanted sex offender, was finally apprehended today in Georgia, when he was caught watching porn in the dinning room at a McDonald’s restaurant. According to reports, Kellog was looking at what seemed to be provocative pictures of

Does This Look Like the Face of a Woman Who Allowed a Man to Have Sex With Her Five-month-old Daughter?

Kid Chronic May 6, 2012 0

Tessa L. Vanvlerah, 22, from St Louis, was convicted of first-degree statutory rape and sodomy, as well as incest and child pornography. According to court docs, Vanvlerah exchanged child pornography pictures online with Kenneth Kyle, then invited

Does This Look Like The Face Of A UFC Fighter Arrested For DUI?

Kid Chronic May 1, 2012 0

UFC Ultimate Fighter Winner Ross Pearson was arrested for DUI this weekend in Las Vegas. According to the desert authorities, Pearson was pulled over when cops noticed his car swerving erratically on the road.

Man Shot Dead at a Candlelight Vigil For a Shooting Victim

Kid Chronic April 28, 2012 0

Jonathan Lewis, 22, was fatally shot in the Bronx Wednesday night. The shooting occurred during a candlelight vigil Lewis was attending for Michael Ikoli, 24, who had been shot in the Bronx a year earlier. Murder suspect Darrell Patillo, 18, offered

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Got The Worst Escort Ever?

Kid Chronic April 19, 2012 0

Michael Thomas Schuster fell victim to the worst escort ever. Apparently, the 21-year-old paid the escort $200, and all she did was a lame dance for him in his bedroom. Schuster, feeling like he

Does This Look Like The Face Of A “Lean On Me” Star Who Only Got 30 Days For Trying To Buy 200 Pounds Of Weed?

Kid Chronic April 19, 2012 0

Jermaine Hopkins, from the movie Lean on Me, just got off the hook easy for his recent pot bust. Hopkins was picked up in a police sting when he tried to buy a whopping

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Taxi Cab Driver Arrested For Giving Young Girls Free Taxi Rides With Pot And Booze?

Kid Chronic April 17, 2012 1

Eric “Rebel” Byrd was arrested in Charlotte County for reportedly giving young girls free taxi rides filled with pot and booze. According to the police report, the girls ranged in age from 12 to

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Banged A Dog Named Mimi?

Kid Chronic April 16, 2012 0

Jenson Bolla-Sosa, 28, of Fort Lauderdale, was picked up by police after neighbors witnessed him doing the nasty with a neighborhood dog named Mimi. The neighbors who witnessed the act said the poor pup

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Weed-Selling Granny?

Kid Chronic April 14, 2012 0

This weed-selling granny is responsible for 40% of the pot sales in Oklahoma. When cops searched her home they found $275,000 in cash!

Cop Caught Wanking His Willy On Duty

Kid Chronic April 13, 2012 0

When he wasn’t whacking off in his cop car, this police sergeant liked to harass women, steal marijuana, and use the criminal database to run people’s info illegally

Does This Look Like The Face Of A 77 Year Old Murderer?

Patricia Jean Gary April 13, 2012 0

There is a God! Charles Manson was denied parole for the 12th time. No lie, my stomach dropped last week when he was going up for parole again. “This panel can find nothing

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Arrested For Urinating On His Co-Workers’ Chairs?

Patricia Jean Gary April 12, 2012 0

Not only does your IT guy at work look through your emails & files, but he’s also peeing on your chair. EW! An IT worker at Farm Bureau Financial Services was arrested after he allegedly

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Wrestling Legend Arrested For Choking His Girlfriend?

Kid Chronic April 10, 2012 0

Scott Hall was busted Friday night after cops were called to his Florida home. Upon arrival, cops met Hall’s girlfriend Lisa Howell. She informed them that Hall had been drinking for days and after

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Arrested For Jumping On Top Of A Police Car Wearing A Boxing Glove & Sombrero?

Patricia Jean Gary March 31, 2012 0

Jesse James Thomas took this hilarious mugshot photo after being arrested in Sacramento for public intoxication. According to the police report, a Sacramento Police Officer was just sitting in his patrol car when all of the

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Gator Who Stole A Taco?

Kid Chronic March 31, 2012 0

Florida Gators basketball guard Erving Walker has been arrested for stealing a $3 dollar taco just days after losing in the NCAA tourney to Louisville. Walker apparently stole the taco from a street vendor

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Pompano 24-Year-Old Who Pushed A Girl Out Of A Moving Truck?

Kid Chronic March 27, 2012 0

John Demetro, a 24-year-old man from Oakland Park, is currently in jail, charged with aggravated assault and attempted murder. The young man stands accused of punching a Lighthouse Point woman in the face and arms multiple

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Palm Beach Woman Who Stabbed Her Man Because She Was Tired Of Cooking For Him?

Kid Chronic March 21, 2012 0

Lisa Cherry is currently sitting in West Palm Beach County Jail after stabbing her boyfriend. The unidentified man came home to find Cherry throwing food out the front door of their home, saying she was

Does This Look Like The Ass Of The Kony Video Creator Arrested For Masturbating In Public?

Kid Chronic March 18, 2012 0

God bless the modern age and TMZ for providing us this amazing video of Jason Russel (The Kony video guy) during his very pubic and very naked meltdown. In which he ran in and

Couple Sets Facebook Friend On Fire

Kid Chronic March 18, 2012 0

A husband and wife, plus a family friend and a teenager, allegedly assaulted a woman they met online and set her on fire

Does This Look Like The Face Of An Elderly Man Arrested For Violating A Pig?

Patricia Jean Gary March 12, 2012 0

Meanwhile in Oklahoma, 77-year-old Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter has been arrested for violating a show pig. Authorities allege that Jeter “walked into the pen, unzipped his pants, appeared to pull something out of his pants, then bent

Man Shoots McDonald’s Manager Over Filet-O-Fish

Kid Chronic March 9, 2012 0

See that’s why I always get the nuggets

Does This Look Like The Faces Of A Couple That Slapped Their Mom In The Mouth For Using Their Taco Sauce?

Kid Chronic March 9, 2012 0

I guess no one told this couple to respect their elders when they where growing up. Christopher Phillips invited his girlfriend to live with him and his family in Bradenton Florida. Then the son