Gee Whiz That’s A Lot of Cocaine

In some real life movie type shit, Border Patrols intercepted a speed boat in the Galapagos islands carrying over $500 million dollars worth of cocaine. When the boats crew realized they had been spotted by the fuzz, they immediately started chucking huge bricks of...

Jerry Sandusky Made His Victims Go Down On Him

  The Jerry Sandusky trial has started and it doesn’t look good for this Nittany Lion, folks. In fact, the recent testimony has been so graphic that it’s damn near heart breaking. Multiple young boys, now men, have taken the stand to recount their...

Oscar De La Hoya Was Bustin Down Fat Lines Of Blow

Oscar De La Hoya voluntarily checked himself in to rehab yesterday for substance abuse issues. Then just to kick him while he was down TMZ outed him for drinking excessively and blowing coke which lead him to cheat on his wife. Which brings me to a golden dating rule...

Tim Allen Was a Pretty Crazy Guy

Another reason I love Tumblr: I came across this fantastic mugshot of Tim Allen, from the days long before he was the father from Home Improvement. In fact, these were the heady days when he used to set off for the airport with a pound of blow in his suitcase. Looks...

Paris – The Purse Wasn’t Mine

   After being busted for blow in Vegas this morning, Paris Hilton tried to use the same sorry-ass excuse she used when she got popped for smoking weed at the World Cup, “the purse wasn’t mine” says the heiress. That’s funny Paris; there was...