News — 29 June 2011

 

Chad & Paris

New York City’s own, multimedia pop artist, and my personal friend, Chad Love-Lieberman has gone ahead and taken out an insurance policy on his…ahem…testicles! The MoMA accredited artist and owner of art4love.com has taken out a policy for $1.4 million dollars with Lloyd’s of London. The policy costs Lieberman $800 a month.

When I asked Chad why he was doing this, the answer strangely made sense to me. ”Look, I am a pop artist. I follow the trends in media. I see what these celebrities are doing, and it just made sense to do. Being a successful pop artist is more than just what I tangibly create on canvas but just as important what I project to society. I wanted to protect one of the most important parts of my body. God forbid something happened to one of them.”

Love-Lieberman went on to add, “For some reason, I have always had random girls grabbing at my jewels. I needed to protect them to make sure they worked when I finally meet the right girl. There is a future artist swimming around in there!”

It is actually a common practice that entertainment companies, television networks and sports teams will supply their stars with disability insurance which covers any job stopping injury. To get insurance for a particular body part, you will need to go to what is known as the “surplus lines” market. The most famous of these being Lloyd’s of London. Lloyd’s has been writing these policies for 100+ years now. In 2009, almost 22 billion British pounds of gross premium was transacted in Lloyd’s. They achieved a pre-tax profit of over 3.8 billion British Pounds.

But you don’t have to be a celebrity to take out a policy. Anyone can insure something as long as they’re willing to pay the high premiums. But the fact is, that it is celebrities that are taking out these polices. Rihanna ($1 million) , Heidi Klum ($2.2 million) , and Mariah Carey (a whopping $1 billion) have all insured their legs. Dolly Parton has $300,000 policies for each of her giant boobs. Rod Stewart and Bruce Springsteen each have $6 million policies on their singing voices. And Gene Simmons has a policy protecting what is perhaps the world’s most famous tongue. ($1 million)

As strange as Chad Love’s policy seems to be, there are a few policies written that are as equally strange. Shirley MacLaine has a $25 million policy protecting against alien abduction. A British male stripper named Frankie Jakeman took out a $1.6 million policy on his
penis. And Van Halen lead singer, David Lee Roth, made headlines when it was released that he had his sperm insured. The policy was thought to protect against a potential paternity suit should he inadvertently impregnate a groupie. (WOW…seriously?!?!)

So, maybe what Chad is doing falls right in line with what many celebrities are doing. Maybe it really isn’t that strange or shocking. One thing is for sure though. Chad Love Lieberman is not just nuts. His art is nuts. And now, he has insured his nuts.

Go over to www.art4love.com and pick up a piece of art from this nutty modern-day pop artist icon.

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(184) Readers Comments

  1. You know if his insurance company was informed of how much of a target he now was , they might either raise his rates, or drop his insurance.

  2. HAAHAHAAHHAHHHAHAH I JUST REALIZED THAT PHOTOSHOPPED PARIS HILTON HEAD TOO

    HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

    NICE IP ADDRESS CHAD, KILL YOURSELF NOW K THANKS

  3. ha, well done. Frankly, he’ll need it. Everyone who knows about his doing (lets say everyone from DA) would kick his balls if they ever meet him. I dont know how many kicks it takes to kill testicles, but I am guessing, once they are dust there are still enough kickers left to give him a lift to the moon.

  4. Bragging that this guy is your personal friend is not the smartest thing dude. In the next few weeks he is going to get a lot of flak due to his blatant plageurism of multiple artists.

  5. treez you are a piece of crap. You call this man your friend and had no idea that Chad was stealing artwork from hundreds of people? Bullshit.

    Bullshit just like the Pakistani government not knowing where Bin Laden was. Oh you know he was just down the road from their biggest military academy.

    The art community will see that he loses everything.

  6. He insured his balls? What balls?

  7. This guy is a complete douche and poser.

  8. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Are you fucking serious?? REALLY?? ALL OF THE WORK YOU POSTED IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL YOU COCK FAG. I will personally come find you and beat the fucking shit out of your, cut your balls off ram them in your piece of shit mouth, you sick fuck. God you are such a fucking lowlife. Even your pictures are ALL FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED. really?? You really think you’re going to get away with this??? You’re not, cause apparently your site just got shut down. You’re gonna need to sleep with a gun at night cause there are A LOT of people who want your head. SLEEP TIGHT MOTHER FUCKER.

  9. Paris isn’t the one photoshopped look at his head, one side is blurred and there are light gray pixels on the other side and his ear isn’t right they did a fail job.

  10. he’s a fake artist! He stole people’s art works and sold them at ridiculous prices when the original artist wasn’t even aware of it al ! thief!

  11. Everybody remember to keep posting at the colbertnation.com thread about this issue. Colbert airs tomorrow night.

    http://forums.colbertnation.com/?page=ThreadView&thread_id=28276

  12. Don’t forget to keep the pressure on for Stephen Colbert to feature this on the Colbert Report:

    http://forums.colbertnation.com/?page=ThreadView&thread_id=28276

  13. He might as well have taken out an insurance policy on his vagina instead. After all, best case scenario for him, that’s what he’ll have left once all the artists he’s ripped off are through with him.

  14. He might as well have taken out an insurance policy on his vagina instead. After all, best case scenario for him, that’s what he’ll have left once all the artists he’s ripped off are through with him.

  15. It looks like Chad Love might be up to his tricks again. When he was first busted at Art4love.com, he took down the site but continued selling the stolen art at another site, markyourspot.com, under the name Craig Pravda. This was found out, and markyourspot.com disappeared, as well. Now, however, Chad has reregistered the art4love.com domain in another name, Tom Fox (but the genius still kept the info@chadlove.com email address). Is he getting ready to do it all over again? He’s stupid enough to think he can get away with it.

    http://redbeancookie.wordpress.com/2011/08/21/chad-love-lieberman-craig-pravda-and-tom-fox/

  16. Chad, stop hiding behind your fucking sock puppets like a coward. Yeah, we noticed your favorite names, your obvious speech patterns and the fact that all of your supportive comments are posted at the same time.
    You fucking coward, won’t even own up to it. Lowest of the low, tbh.

  17. Chad Love was apparently also stealing from photographers at another site, Art4LoveImages.com:

    http://redbeancookie.wordpress.com/2011/08/22/chad-love-lieberman-strikes-again-art4loveimages-com/

  18. He is an art thief and needs to go to jail!

    I bet his family is proud of him!

  19. YOU STOLE MY ATWORK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CUNT
    FAG SHIT!…wait the BIG demand i gonna put to you and you cocksucker company you retard thief fuck!

  20. One thing we are learning for sure. Many of those commenting about Chad, whether they are in the art community or not, are homophobic and anti-semitic. And that is a bad look. Kinda sad actually.

  21. he’s a piece of crap!

  22. Oh Chad! Yea, that art stealing douche right?… –>> http://browse.deviantart.com/literature/#/d4737e3

    DeviantArt is VERY aware of chad =) lololol

  23. 1 Chad Love-Lieberman You’re a fraud

    2 Taking credit for the work other artists’ have put their heart and soul into is just sick and wrong.

    3 I’d personally like to see you have your hands cut off and stop you spreading your lies.

    And yes me like many other artists on DA want you dead.

  24. Why is this notorious thief getting press for anything other than having his rear end sued?
    A thief is a thief and deserves to be punished regardless of his sexual orientation or family background.

  25. Can’t wait til you get sued. Thieving cunt.

  26. Homophobic? antisemitic?
    I had no idea about any of his sexual orientation, or any of that crap. People are dumb if they hate on anyone for that. That’s as irrelevant to any of problems with this guy. We hate his guts because of the choices he makes in stealing and being a shifty asshole and making tons of money off of our life’s work. Don’t try and make some unintelligent remark about a “hate crime” on someone who is clearly a criminal regardless of age, sex, favorite color or whatever the hell you pull out of your ass.

  27. I almost peed myself laughing when I read this.

    “God forbid something happened to one of them.”
    What, does he think someone is going to steal them?
    Wait…Oh now I know why he insured them.

    Because people are going to kick him in the balls when he’s sued for infringement.

    And if not, I hope you get testicle cancer, Chad. Or whatever that type of cancer is called.

  28. @treez Yes, because ‘being outraged about an idiotic art thief’ is the same as ‘hating on homosexuals’.

    FYI, idiot, ‘fag’ is only another word for ‘homosexual’ if you want it to be. ‘Fag’ is also a common term for a smoke in England. And since I hate smoking, I hate fags.

    So if someone is being a dumbass, I will call them an effing fag.

    Fag fag fag.

    ((By the way, I am pansexual, so I am actually homosexual.))

  29. @ RoXas…You should go back and read all the remarks regarding Chad calling him a “fag”. (Which he isn’t) But that is besides the point. You will see that all the comments made are not in regards to the slang term for cigarettes in England. (Which I didn’t need you to teach me, I already knew) I mean what a complete joke that you would think that is what the comments are referring to. Whether that is your intention or not, I can safely say that those calling Chad a “fag”, are not calling him a cigarette! If you don’t see that, then your stupidity equals his thievery. As for being “pansexual”, congrats. Someone like yourself should be more sensitive to the subject instead of letting your obvious hatred for Chad (which is understood) blind the fact that these comments are completely homophobic. Come back to reality.

    @Hollis…I never mentioned his sexual orientation, which is straight (if it matters). Yes people are dumb, and that is all the comment pointed out. Anger at what he did is great and deserved. Cut his balls off. Hang him in effigy. Sue him until he is broke. I get it. But I have every right to point out the idiocy that is rampant in the comments calling him a ‘fag’ as well as the blatant anti-semitism. It is totally relevant whether YOU think so or not. I never brought up anything regarding a ‘hate crime’. For that I will just assume you are delusional. I hope you don’t speak on behalf of those looking to be rewarded damages for what Chad has done, or they are fucked!!

    Don’t try and make some unintelligent remark about a “hate crime” on someone who is clearly a criminal regardless of age, sex, favorite color or whatever the hell you pull out of your ass.

  30. @treez
    I understand what you’re doing, but do you notice the major theme amongst those who are calling him these names?
    Its something you’ve yet to address (and honestly looks like you keep avoiding), so let me address it for you and hope that you respond intelligently and with some maturity.

    How do YOU address the fact that Mr.Love-Lieberman is an art thief who was making money off of art that he didn’t create and didn’t belong to him?

  31. @ Anonymous #122?…I think I noticed the major theme after comment 412. The theme is that Chad LOVE is an art thieving asshole. He also seems to be a “fag” and a “jew” that deserves to burn in hell. Not for his art thievery, though. But because that is where all Jews will be going for not believing that Jesus Christ Superstar is their messiah. I think I have addressed in the way I chose to, which was posting artist profiles, acknowledging what he has done, and giving the artists that he ripped off a forum. There really is nothing more to address. The case has been made. There is clearly enough evidence. I did nothing wrong in regards to art theft. I sleep at night just fine. Good luck to all of the artists in getting what they have coming to them.

  32. I hope that faggot get´s testicle cancer!

  33. Psssh, this guys ass is gonna be handed to him on a gold platter :/ I fudging hate people who steal, especially things that people worked extremely hard on.
    PFFFT “Hard on” xD
    Well, once I kick him down in the nuts enough he won’t be able to get one >:D

  34. Yeah, go to jail for ever you stupid fucking piece of thief. No champagner anymore for you asshole! Hope you die while you get raided in the dark.

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