Maria Menounos Has Worst Bikini Malfunction of All Time (NSFW)

The Chef January 4, 2011 28

Unless you live under a rock, you know this striking young lady as the one of the WWE girls, a former Today Show corespondent, and the smoking hot nurse in the movie Fantastic Four. She basically has the biggest bikini malfunction since the dawn of man and the paparazzi were there to capture every glorious moment of it. Seems she let a little more out of the bag than she bargained for. Ouch, kinda embarrassing. Like the time Fergie pissed herself on stage, or Tara Reid’s tittie-out red carpet walk. Ahh, good day blogging. Lots of good stuff today!

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28 Comments »

The Chef January 4, 2011 at 4:40 PM -

I think its a water droplet that looks like a piercing. I would need to further inspect it to make sure.
Wigger McGavin January 5, 2011 at 1:11 PM -

Nice!
Anim8me2 April 15, 2011 at 12:02 PM -

OH MY GOD!
Stop the presses!

Female woman person has a vagina!

12 year olds everywhere titter with excitement!
john April 15, 2011 at 3:42 PM -

now thats some fres snapper!!
The Chef April 15, 2011 at 3:43 PM -

Thanks for visiting the site Anim8me2 .. Pretty clever name you made there. i see waht you did. LOLz
Joe June 7, 2011 at 4:37 PM -

Shut up Anim8…look at yourself in the mirror. You haven’t seen vagina lately…
julia June 10, 2011 at 5:06 PM -

poor maria menounos. it’s a shame that the paparazzi would humiliate her with these photos. shame on them!
Arch4ngel283 June 14, 2011 at 12:33 AM -

Who’s humiliated here? Maria? Yeah right….she’s gorgeous!!! No reason she should ever be humiliated. I’m just sayin… she should be like, “Yep, thats my junk. Looks good huh?” lol
Dr. Fred Fendersnipe June 24, 2011 at 9:25 AM -

Maria,

Contact a reputable plastic surgeon and schedule a few labiaplasty procedures and next time it will be a pretty picture rather than an awkward one.
Dr. Lovlablong July 7, 2011 at 11:53 AM -

DO NOT Listen to “Dr. Fred” Many men love large flowers and would consider it a travesty to remove the petals that make it so perfect.
Silkraquel July 8, 2011 at 8:08 PM -

Please her labia minora are bigger than her labia majora… YUK! Lips like that resemble chewed up sandwich meat. She could fly away flapping her vaginal wings. You guys are hard up for any twattage…
Silkraquel July 8, 2011 at 8:12 PM -

Good o’l pastrami pu**y. She should hang with Britney and then you’d have a choice between roast beef and pastrami… Nasty! I thank God I was blessed with a pretty kitty!
Anonymous July 15, 2011 at 2:48 PM -

i like yor cklick.
joeysito September 13, 2011 at 3:39 PM -

all you who bad talk poor Maria here are a bunch of haters. she is hot to trot and should not be ashamed of what god blessed her with such a perfectly looking pupusa.
Holger September 15, 2011 at 7:29 PM -

Maria’s Fotze ist so geil und suess das ich täglich auf ihre zarten Ficklippen abspritzen muss…würde sie gern mal in meinem Bett haben das sie mir auf meinen harten Schwanz pisst waehrend ich ihre dicken Titten knete und massiere um ihre leckere und nasse Muschi danach zu ficken und sie vollspritzen mit meiner heißen Ficksahne das sie nur so schreit vor Geilheit wie auch 9 Monate später unser Baby
wayne September 26, 2011 at 8:28 AM -

OMG! She is so smoking hot. Thank you God for that smoking hot body!!!!
wayne September 26, 2011 at 8:28 AM -

OMG! She is so smoking hot. Thank you God for that smoking hot body!!!! She is hot from top to bottom
Louis November 11, 2011 at 10:12 PM -

PERFECT LADY. I WANT
DOC November 19, 2011 at 10:00 AM -

Those legs would wrap around me nicely!
Me December 4, 2011 at 11:31 PM -

Stunning looking lady.Please’… the people here complaining about major versus minor and sizes..get a life.Have you seen a vagina in the flesh or just on the porn sites you bat off at ? I am afraid since you probably cant see your 2″ weapon over your bloated hairy gut it will never become a real life factor for you anyway.

Very nice all round Maria
Maria February 7, 2012 at 9:02 PM -

I am jealous, she has such a smooth down-there, it is not even dark-colored or folded…
Samc February 8, 2012 at 5:55 AM -

That’s one hot ass piece of A right there. Any guy would line up to hit that.
terri April 16, 2012 at 1:14 PM -

She needs to get over herself
Sara May 27, 2012 at 8:59 AM -

Shut up she has a perfect labia! What u prefer when u seem to rape a babies pussy no lips a all!? Thats yukkk mam !! Get a life
Niko June 12, 2012 at 3:59 PM -

Jajaja it looks like she is launching water through the va j j in pic 5.
duane July 26, 2012 at 6:22 PM -

Maria Menounos’s “bikini malfunction” was not the worst ANYTHING! Any opportunity to see as much as this uber-scrumptious young lady as is possible is a good, good thing indeed. She genuinely raises bikini-friendly hotness to a previously-un-heard-of level. So, Maria, you sweet morsel, you just keep on displaying your bikini-lovin’ babeliciousness and pay no mind to the phony feminists (and their male groupies) and those members of the PC Brigade who would screech and shriek against you. We male admirers of yours–and, let me tell you, we are many, many in number–know, and have always known, better.
Bestbilly August 4, 2012 at 12:36 PM -

Maria is without a shadow of a doubt one of the most beautiful and sexy babes on the planet. The very fact that she has 2 sets of beautiful lips…top and bottom make her all the more to be appreciated and cherished. All I know is that I wouldn’t kick out of my bed for eating crackers…HA! HA! I’d be proud to call her my girlfriend anytime. Maria, I luv ya all the way up here in Canada!
Pickles March 28, 2013 at 11:06 AM -

well groomed and attractive nothing to be embarrassed about. She is a beautiful woman.