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December 14th, 2011
I Googled “F*ck Everyone” And This Is What I Got-post_thumbnail

I Googled “F*ck Everyone” And This Is What I Got

Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck (more...)
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November 14th, 2011

Christopher Hitchens Gets Waterboarded (VANITY FAIR)

Christopher Hitchens allows himself to be water boarded to show people how terrifyingly brutal the experience really is.
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November 9th, 2011
Mark Twain On Religion…-post_thumbnail

Mark Twain On Religion…

Here is one of Americas greatest novelist’s thoughts on religion…
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October 27th, 2011
Get Wise: Snark-post_thumbnail

Get Wise: Snark

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October 17th, 2011
Hunter S. Thompson’s Hang Over Cure-post_thumbnail

Hunter S. Thompson’s Hang Over Cure

Eclectic and crazy writer Hunter S. Thompson has had some crazy letter surface over the years but his hang over cure has to be the best! Recently Playboy magazine (more...)
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July 2nd, 2011
How Ya Boy Treez Avoided Panamanian Prison

How Ya Boy Treez Avoided Panamanian Prison

Before writing for the illustrious South Florida Chronicle, I, Joshua TREEZ Weiss, worked as a DJ / Manager for Porky’s in Hialeah, Florida. For those who do not go to strip clubs, or are afraid to go to Hialeah, Porky’s was something to behold. This was not the strip club you see on TV. There were no California blondes dancing to pay their way through college. This was hardcore, and seedy, and full of gangsters, drug dealers, drunk Mexicans, even drunker Cubans, and bunch of ‘sixes’ and ‘sevens’ dancing, at best!! That being said, I worked there for 5-6 years (more...)
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June 9th, 2011
Somebody Get These Kids A Skate Park Already… The Chef Is Not Happy.

Somebody Get These Kids A Skate Park Already… The Chef Is Not Happy.

Younger generation still need a skate park The youths of Fulton County have started a Facebook Page to raise awareness that they need a skate park and (more...)
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June 8th, 2011
Kim Kardashian Is A Dirty Cheater!

Kim Kardashian Is A Dirty Cheater!

In Touch Weekly just outed Kim Kardashian as a dirty cheater. According to them, Kim has been carrying on a steamy cheat-fest with NFL player Bret Lockett. This is bad news for Kim’s current fiance NBA baller Kris Humphries, you may remember him as the guy/sucker that bought her the giant rock. Kim is so upset about the potentially marriage destroying allegations that she has had her lawyer fire off a nasty letter threatening to sue in Touch if they run the story. In Touch’s response to the letter was to totally ignore it and run the story anyway saying they believe it to be 100% factual. (more...)
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June 5th, 2011
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Happy Sunday Motherf*ckers!

What up blogosphere? If your like us here at The Chronic your smoking a blunt with some reggae music playing as you cook Sunday dinner. Word up to my man Steve (more...)
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April 29th, 2011
Statement From The Mandich Family-post_thumbnail

Statement From The Mandich Family

Statement From The Mandich Family “Our entire family has been overwhelmed by the outpouring of love we have received not only over the last day but over (more...)
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April 27th, 2011
And For My Next Trick.. I Shall Reach 1000 Posts…

And For My Next Trick.. I Shall Reach 1000 Posts…

Well, its been a long road trying to get this many posts.  I probably already did, but since things like lawsuits, Youtube taking down videos and the occasional call from the police about my behavior on the internet, I may have taken a few down along the way.. I might even reveal my actual name….. Its Ryan James Pa…..  Nah, forget that…   Either way,  officially the Wall Of Fame says, “999″ right now.. So this post makes it a offical 1000 blogs..  I should be receiving my first paycheck in the mail anytime now… Aaaanny time now… Yep! PS: (more...)
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March 31st, 2011
Canadian Prime Minister Candidate a Sex Machine?-post_thumbnail

Canadian Prime Minister Candidate a Sex Machine?

Michael Ignatieff, the Canadian Liberal Leader, has worn many hats in his long and prosperous career. The former Harvard Professor, human rights champion, historian, (more...)
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March 29th, 2011

See David Sedaris Live At Fort Lauderdale’s Parker Playhouse

David Sedaris, the wildly witty and self deprecating humorist, author and radio personality, appears live at Fort Lauderdale’s Parker Playhouse on Friday, (more...)
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March 29th, 2011
And to Think Jesus Wanted to be a Carpenter-post_thumbnail

And to Think Jesus Wanted to be a Carpenter

In spite of an audience increasingly distracted, writers continue to write. For the vast majority of them, there’s probably more money in recycling diapers, and (more...)
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March 25th, 2011

Pets Across Japan Share The Story Of Survival

  The sun steps over the Pacific to light the fractured and flooded lands of Japan. The dawn greets the disaster. Cities remain shattered while the hopes on the horizon for the missing grow in distance with the passing of another day. As the nation struggles (more...)
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March 25th, 2011
Jimmy Hoffa, Esq. Learns Technology

Jimmy Hoffa, Esq. Learns Technology

So, I’ve spoken to Mr. Kosher about scheduling my posts so they can stay more steady and current throughout the day. This is a test of that technique. AP Photo I’ve already done a few, but this is my first announcement of its doing. I am scheduling this to be posted when I will surely not be at my computer, but will instead be at my home drinking Jimmy Hoffa, Esq.’s (the drink I created detailed in an earlier post) and getting sh*tface hammered. Maybe that in itself will inspire me to post something but maybe not, depending on how sloppy I get. Just know this: right (more...)
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March 24th, 2011
Something Else Appetizing…Corn!-post_thumbnail

Something Else Appetizing…Corn!

Yes, a lot of these posts are corny, and this is my statement to that. We are here for your entertainment and as much useful information as we may post, a lot of (more...)
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March 24th, 2011
The Pioneers of Lusty Literature: How Our Forefathers Got Their Jollies

The Pioneers of Lusty Literature: How Our Forefathers Got Their Jollies

Things were simpler before the advent of computers. Little boys stole their father’s well worn Playboys and snuck off to learn the facts of life. They were reading the stories, of course, an art long since lost on our bandwidth-bombarded brains. Now, all google-eyed with the marvels of modern technology, we can enjoy such an overload of lubricious content that the will to read or work for one’s pleasure has become all but extinct. But once upon a time – before Hugh Hefner even, if we can imagine that -there existed other means of tickling one’s concupiscent whims. Did (more...)
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March 24th, 2011
Great Libya Resources!

Great Libya Resources!

Now, I might spend too much time on Tumblr.com procrastinating. It is the perfect website to sit on for hours staring your brains out at trippy art and tasteless, (more...)
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March 23rd, 2011
The Origin, by Irving Stone – A Review

The Origin, by Irving Stone – A Review

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet”  – Ralph Waldo Emerson Great books remain relevant for a reason – because they teach us something. They better us; broaden our understanding of the world and its many fascinating inhabitants. And for that reason they deserve to be re-introduced, from time to time, so they may find in this vast ocean of distractions, some few new fertile islets upon which to propagate. One such enduring saga is Irving Stone’s 1980 exploration of the life of Charles Darwin, The Origin. So much more than a fictional biography of one of the (more...)
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