How Come Republicans Never Mention Zacchaeus The Biblical Tax Collector?

Republicans have a great ace up their sleeve when they embrace religion visa vie the bible to help sway elections. That ace is the fact that must people including Christians themselves have never actually read the bible. Why would they it’s not a fast food menu or on Facebook? The point is if they actually did read it, people might realize that Jesus was actually FOR taxing the rich. Not only that he wanted to tax them 50%, which is much higher than the 31% they currently pay in this country. In fact it would probably do wonders for the country as a whole if instituted the Jesus suggested (more...)

CHRONIC MAIL: Kid Chronic Responds

What up Chronic Nation? I’m always getting feedback via email or through the old school snail mail method, so I thought I would share the insights of some of the more colorful characters who respond to our content online and in the hard copy of The South Florida Chronicle. Here are two pieces I got this week and my letters of response back. If you have something you want to tell the Kid, you can always email me at kidchronic@sflchronicle.com or send me a letter a la Pony Express at P.O. box 460442 Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33346. P.s., don’t be afraid to send naked pictures, (more...)

Chronic Portalization

Hello good people of South Florida, and welcome to the March issue of the South Florida Chronicle. As always the Chronicle is pushing the technological envelope. (more...)

Chronic Congressional Gun Support

This month we saw the horrific shooting of congresswoman Gabriella Gifford’s at a Congress On Your Corner rally in Tucson Arizona. During the attack six people were killed and 14 injured, among the deceased was a nine-year old girl and a federal judge. The attack was carried out by an unstable college drop out named Jarod Loughner. Loughner carried out the horrific act with a 9mm Glock featuring a 30 round clip he had purchased at a local store. The extended clip allowed Loughner to fire twenty-nine more shots after shooting Gifford’s before having to stop to reload. It was only at (more...)

Eleven New Year’s Resolutions For America In 2011

1. End the war. The war on all fronts needs to come to an end. We have nothing to gain from the war in Afghanistan, as it’s not making us safer but simply causing (more...)

Chronic Delusion

Quizzed: Illinois Republican Representative John Shimkus answers questions for reporters after appearing before the House ethics committee Representative John (more...)

Chronic Tea Party

This month we watched the Tea Party make a joke of our whole election process. What is even more shocking and disturbing is that they are winning. Has the whole (more...)

Chronic Greed

This month we learned that one in seven people in the United States is living below the poverty line, meaning on of the richest and most powerful country in (more...)

Chronic Incarceration

File:US incarceration timeline-clean.svg America has had a long love affair with incarcerating its citizens, in fact, our puritanical need to strip away personal (more...)

Chronic Arrogance

This month British Petroleum’s CEO Tony Hayward sat on Capitol Hill before a house panel for over seven hours yet managed to answer practically nothing. His (more...)

Chronic Stupidity

This month we learned that making a penny actually costs the US Mint 2 pennies and making a nickel costs 9 cents. Besides the fact that most people would rather (more...)

Chronic Success

Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Success doesn’t come easy in this day and age, especially in politics. With the gap between right and left widening, (more...)

Letter From The Publisher

Spring Break Bikini Contest 2010    What’s up, South Florida?   Welcome to the April edition of the Chronicle: South Florida’s chronically (more...)

Letter from the Publisher

Can someone please tell me why its freezing outside and just when exactly its going to get warm again? I certainly didn’t move to Florida for this weather! (more...)

Its a dog eat dog world and im wearing milk bone underwear. – Norm Peterson

Hello everyone in TV land! Welcome to the February edition of the South Florida chronicle, Super Bowl Edition. Thats right, folks, the Super Bowl is in town and (more...)

Boxer Shorts Ballad

This morning I was on the couch in my boxers smoking a jay. As my mind drifted I began thinking about friendships and relationships and it occurred to me that (more...)

South Florida Philosophy

SANTAS naughty and nice list BeachFront News Naughty & Nice List: Christmas 2009 Nice Jose Gonzalez The Al Bundy of BeachFront News Frenchie Jose’s (more...)