January 25th, 2012

Girl Joined Cupid.com, This Is The First Message She Got…

Haha wtf! This guy has to be kidding right? Right? Jeesh I sure hope he’s kidding, cause that shit is the weird as hell!
January 23rd, 2012

How To Get A Boyfriend

Now here is some relationship advice you can bank on.    
January 19th, 2012

Relationships These Days…

Soooooo true… but hey that doesn’t mean its not worth trying!
January 4th, 2012

Why Women Date Assholes…

Mike Falzone breaks it down for the lay people.
January 3rd, 2012

The Walk Of Shame Kit

How to survive THE WALK OF SHAME !
November 17th, 2011

Gordon Ramsay Tells You How To Treat A Lady

Chef Gordon Ramsey gives us some advice on dating… Gordon Ramsay Tells You How to Treat a Lady – Watch MoreFunny Videos
October 28th, 2011

Girl Passes Out Cold From Marriage Proposal

This is Hilarius the girl goes stiff as a board like instantly! This guy must be super stoked though, at least he knows his girl really likes him. If they faint they like you its in the handbook, check it out page 12.
October 23rd, 2011

Meet Miss Hannah Minx…YouTube Hottie Who Thinks She is Japanese

So jumping around YouTube, I cam across this seriously adorable girl who thinks that she is Japanese. She dresses the part, seems to speak it well, and even uses the Japanese accent (which is kinda obnoxious). Anyways, she has an incredible body, the best tits (more...)
October 22nd, 2011

ICE COLD: Girlfriend Ignores Bf’s Wedding Proposal On National TV

Whoa! Easy killa that roll of the eyes said it all, bet this love quarterback wishes he could get that play back. The mind melter for me is how can you think things are going so well you want to marry the person, and the other person thinks so little of you that (more...)
October 9th, 2011

Reasons My girlfriend Is Mad At Me…

  Reality, don’t let it stand in the way of your paranoid accusations!
October 3rd, 2011

The Difference Between Boys And Girls

The difference between boys and girls is even evident in the jungle. Check out the difference between the pack of female lions and the one male lion in this video. As you can see the difference between male and female is actually a little bit bigger than we all (more...)
October 1st, 2011

Is This The Gayest Or Coolest Wedding Proposal Ever, I Cant Decide?

Actually I decided its the gayest!!! I was with him till the babbling brook “I wanna be your partner in life part” at the end. Sidenote: When she said “a little cheese with that wine” I nearly fell out of my desk chair! Ouch girl, Jesus (more...)
September 10th, 2011

This Movie Trailer Is Way To Much Like My Life Right Now…

Anyone who knows the Kid knows his life is centered around three things sex, pot, and word peddling. Lately one of those pieces has been missing…Yup sad to say my sex life is currently about as dry as the Mojave desert. It’s just unseemly I tell ya, (more...)
September 8th, 2011

This is the Worst Idea Since Marriage Itself

If you have read enough of what I post, you know that I love to point out that Americans are gluttonous, materialistic, and overall greedy. Not all Americans…just (more...)
September 7th, 2011

Why is Obama Passing Notes to Air Force General Wilson?

(Cape Canaveral, FL) This may be old news to readers. Perhaps the Chronicle covered it before this writer came aboard, but it may be worth revisiting, as it (more...)
September 1st, 2011

Ray-J And Kris Humphries Of Kim Kardashian Fame Take An Awkward First-Class Flight Together

It was a matter of first-class swordsmanship this Sunday on  a Delta flight to New Orleans for Kris Humphries, wife of super-star Kim Kardashian, and Ray-J, (more...)
August 19th, 2011

Economic Troubles? Date a Strange Slob with More Money Than You

  The gentlemanly Adonis pictured here is a man who just attended one of the more disgusting “mixers” ever conceived, funded, and attended by (more...)
August 14th, 2011

High-born Lady and the Super-Tramp, Part II

  Now that we have established their rascally sense of humor at costume balls and their bizarre appearance generally as a people, we should comment on (more...)
August 14th, 2011

High-born Lady and the Super-Tramp, Part I

In Europe they have real celebrities and they are called “Royalty.” They and their ancestors have not worked for many centuries, and sometimes longer, unless we count as work traveling the world or ordering the death of rivals, of family members, (more...)
August 11th, 2011

John Stamos Guide To Cuddling

Check out our boys John Stamos and Bob Saget from Full House act out John Stamos’s guide to cuddling in today’s Chronic Love.
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