May 14th, 2012
I’m Really Craving A Dirty Bastard Right Now!
After a long day of work, I can’t wait to get my hands on a dirty bastard . . . beer of course! You should try one! Unless you live in Alabama, where the state alcoholic beverage control agency has banned sales of the beer because of the profanity on its label. No Bueno. (more…)
May 11th, 2012
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May 11th, 2012
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May 4th, 2012
Blk Water?
The girls of New Jersey Housewives were seen drinking this stuff and sporting the logo on a t-shirt while working out, and now America wants to know – WTF is BLK water? (more…)
April 19th, 2012
ONLY IN JAPAN: Powdered Fast Food
Japan is the perfect example of a whole country of book-smart people with no common sense. Who cares if the technology exists to make powdered fast food hamburgers at home? I’m not gonna do it. That looked like a ton of work. Fast food is supposed to be (more...)
April 19th, 2012
Someone Get The First Lady This Awesome I-Phone Controlled Coffee Faucet!
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen. Technology is moving so fast lately. Come on Obama, let’s get evacuated tube travel already!!! Coffee Faucet – Watch More Funny Videos
April 11th, 2012
Can Someone Please Get Adge This Doggie Sweatsuit?
I don’t know 1 single girl with more Juicy Jumpsuits than Adge, so of course her lil’ scrumptious nugget needs one! . (more...)
April 2nd, 2012
Someone Get Mr. Kosher This Bacon Casket!!!
For people who love bacon to death… The Bacon Casket – Watch More Funny Videos
March 26th, 2012
A Must Have For Any Girl Obsessed With Her Hair
Warning ladies: This one is a game changer! (more…)
March 18th, 2012
Show Us Your Nugget Face!
Think your kid is the absolute cutest? Tyson – famous for their delicious chicken nuggets – is hosting the contest SHOW US YOUR NUGGET FACE! Entering (more...)
March 8th, 2012
Someone Get Kid Chronic This Light-Up Ice Cream Maker Ball!
Here’s the scoop! With the unique Play & Freeze Ice Cream Maker, you can make ice cream anywhere! You don’t need electricity! Just add ice and (more...)
March 6th, 2012
Someone Get Kid Chronic This Inspector Gadget Helicopter!
Now here is something that can change the world: $35,000 personal helicopters. Genius! Sidenote: Not sure what’s going on with the weird Asian background music.
February 25th, 2012
Someone Get Tech Tom This Awesome Phone For His Birthday!
Sometimes technology moves the other way… Happy Birthday Tom!!!
February 19th, 2012
‘Alibis’ Cologne Gets Rid Of Stripper Smell
Created by Mavericks strip club in Cape Town, South Africa – Alibis comes in 3 scents: Working Late is designed to smell like cigarettes, coffee, (more...)
February 18th, 2012
Someone Get Me This Nano Tech Water Repellent!
Oh man! This would be so money for Sunday pasta dinner, the Kid’s got a meatball stain on like every white shirt he owns!
February 17th, 2012
Someone Get Me This Kick Ass Outdoor Pool Table!
This thing is tight as fuuuuu**! Buy it here [OutdoorPoolTable]
February 14th, 2012
3 Olives New “LOOPY” Flavored Vodka!
3 Olives Vodka has a new delicious flavor out: LOOPY! The flavor is designed to taste like your favorite childhood cereal, Fruit Loops. Here are a couple recipes (more...)
February 11th, 2012
Taste Like Bacon, Blows Like Bubbles
Quick! Someone get The Kid these bacon gumballs!! Then he could chew gum in bed instead of slamming crunchy, crumbly bacon strips like he usually does. ThinkGeek (more...)
February 10th, 2012
Muscle Leggings: Look Like You Have Been Flayed From The Waist Down!
Got meat? I would like to shoot the first person I see wearing these in the knee and pretend I’m at a “Bodies” exhibit. Here at the Chronicle, we’re not really sure why the model is pulling “sexy” poses, but we are 100% sure that some people get turned on by this. Each to their own, we won’t judge. Lady Gaga fans everywhere, would probably die to wear these. Now you too can have the fashion sense of Lady Gaga, but without the constant threat of hungry mountain lions following you everywhere! But, let’s get serious. The real question is, (more...)
February 8th, 2012
Huff Your Caffeine And Party All Night
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