October 21st, 2011
Sick of Obama…Tired of the Field of GOP Candidates…Why Not Give Zod a Try?
If you know Superman, and you have seen perhaps the best Superman of them all, Superman II, then you are familiar with General Zod. Wikipedia puts it best of Zod : General Zod appears in Superman: The Movie, Superman II and Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut, as a pathologically arrogant and pompous aristocrat, almost bored with his incredible powers and disappointed with the ease of overtaking Earth. Terence Stamp’s portrayal has led to Zod becoming one of Superman’s best-known villains, and fans have come to view his portrayal as the definitive version of the character. Director Richard (more...)
October 21st, 2011
NJ Republican Senate Candidate Phil Mitsch Likes Whores…Well, He Wants His Wife to Act Like One in the Bedroom…and Thinks Your’s Should Too
Most people, like myself, have no idea who Phil Mitsch is. According to his twitter account (in which he does have 44,000+ followers), he is America’s Leading (more...)
October 17th, 2011
Gov. Rick Scott Has Officially Been Crowned Worst Governor Ever!
Just last week Governor Rick Scott decided to single-out Anthropology degree holders as “job losers”, and called for slashing funding to anthropology programs (more...)
October 10th, 2011
Operation Fast and Furious Worked As Planned.
Operation Fast and Furious was a plan that allowed over two thousand guns from the United States to be smuggled into Mexico so that they could wind up in the hands (more...)
October 6th, 2011
GET WISE: Bring Back The Glass–Steagall Act Right Now
The Banking Act of 1933, Pub. L. No. 73-66, 48 Stat. 162, enacted June 16, 1933, was a law that established the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) in the United States and introduced banking reforms, some of which were designed to control speculation.[1] It is most commonly known as the Glass–Steagall Act, after its legislative sponsors, Senator Carter Glass (D—Va.) and Congressman Henry B. Steagall (D—Ala.-3). Some provisions of the Act, such as Regulation Q, which allowed the Federal Reserve to regulate interest rates in savings accounts, were repealed by the (more...)
September 18th, 2011
Ron Paul Wins the California Republican Straw Poll With Room to Spare
The only real Republican candidate, Ron Paul easily won the California Republican Straw Poll Saturday, with the Texas congressman finishing first among GOP presidential (more...)
September 14th, 2011
Democrat Math.
Recently I went to see my doctor. I had not been there for a year. After I was weighed she noted with some alarm that I had gained 20 pounds. I told her not (more...)
September 12th, 2011
Great Food, 2 Charities and Equality for ALL
By Richard Blaise Cimoch, Event Co-Chair On Sunday October 23, 2011 the Dolphin Democratic club will have their “Get out the Vote 2012-Equality for All” Awards (more...)
September 5th, 2011
Sarah Palin Places Second In Local Marathon
Republican super GILF and undeclared Republican presidential side-show Sarah Palin showed the world how she keeps her girlish figure this week by placing 2nd in (more...)
September 3rd, 2011
Economists And Experts Tell Us How To Create Jobs
The recession maybe over but jobs ar still in the shitter as President Obama announces that “jobs are our urgent mission.” Job growth is at a snail’s (more...)
August 31st, 2011
Just How Smart Is Obama?
In a past column I contrasted Obama with Palin and believed that Obama was smart and that Palin seemed frivolous and even silly when compared to him. I believed (more...)
August 21st, 2011
Alex Jones of Infowars.com Shows and Details Exactly How the Corporate Media Refuses to Cover Ron Paul’s Success
Jon Stewart made it look funny. And that is his job. He is a comic. But folks, there is nothing funny about this. Those of us with brains know we can no longer trust the media. Especially corporate media (ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, etc.) Alex Jones (more...)
August 7th, 2011
Intruder Climbs Over White House Fence and Frightens Dogs, Briefly Eases Pressure on Deadlocked Politicians
(Washington, D.C.) Breaking the sacred barrier of the Executive Branch’s mansion is never old news. Last Tuesday, right in the middle of John Kings’ (more...)
August 7th, 2011
This Is EXACTLY What Is Wrong With Congress
Neil deGrasse Tyson breaks down exactly what is wrong with Congress. Congress is not made up of the best and smartest people from a plethora of backgrounds. Instead it is comprised of mostly lawyers who only know how to argue, not how to solve problems for the (more...)
August 4th, 2011
Pat Buchanan Calls President Obama “Your Boy” to Al Sharpton! Replies Sharpton, “He’s Nobody’s Boy, He’s Your President, Get That Through Your Head.”
This is an instant classic. Watch how Al Sharpton reminds Pat Buchanan that Barack Obama is the President of the United States, not his homeboy.
August 2nd, 2011
This Guy Is The Coolest F*cking Mayor Ever!
Check out how this very charismatic Lithuanian mayor deals with illegally parked cars.
August 2nd, 2011
Washington Post Says Liberals Are Suckers
The Washington Post had a great opinion piece today about how liberals are fatally flawed by their tolerance. Saying that it is our flexible nature and more honest (more...)
July 31st, 2011
Yes That’s The Mayor of Sheboygan, Wisconsin
Ok, so we here at the Chronicle just voted that this is our new favorite Mayor in the United States The city council in Sheboygan, Wisconsin wants to (more...)
July 30th, 2011










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