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Feed Your Cells When You Feed Yourselves #SqueezeYourBut(t)!
Plastic Food “D Cell” Food: Decelerates Your Health & Your Life! Grown FROM a Plant, Not Manufactured IN a Plant! Hello (more...)
February 20th, 2012
Customer Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill Restaurant….How Ironic
The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas is proud of its name and clearly warns customers with a sign outside of the door that says “This establishment is bad for your health.” A customer at The Heart Attack Grill had a heart attack while eating a 6,000-calorie (more...)
February 18th, 2012
Fat American Kids Need Bigger Desks
According to CNN most of the school furniture manufacturers in the country have all confessed to increasing the sizes of the furniture to accommodate Americas increasingly (more...)
February 14th, 2012
Turns Out You Can Actually Die From A Broken Heart
A British cardiologist by the name of Dr. Alexander Lyon is suggesting that people can actually die from a broken heart. Since people are rarely interviewed after (more...)
February 7th, 2012
Bloating Begone! #SqueezeYourBut(t)!
Hi there SYB Fans & Friends! Super Bowl is over and I’m sure many of you were hung over, bloated, gassy, farty all Sunday night and even yesterday from (more...)
February 3rd, 2012
Are You A Couch Potato? #SqueezeYour But(t)!
Hello again, SqueezeYour But(t)! Fans! In my intro article on 1/26/12, I spoke about squeezing your “BUTS” out of your head and getting off your BUTT (more...)
January 26th, 2012
SqueezeYourBut(t)!
Hi SqueezeYourBut(t)! Fans! (or soon to be SYB Fans!) I’m Andrea Hammer, Certified Fitness Trainer and a “Happy and Healthy” Life Coach. I’m new to the SoFl Chronicles and want to introduce myself to share with all of you my Happy and Healthy Ways to Exercise Your Muscles & Your Mind! I want to help you Squeeze Pounds OFF and Squeeze Negativity OUT! I specialize in Physical Fitness Training and Self Awareness / Self Empowerment Techniques to learn how to bring out YOUR Best Self! Having a Fit, Vibrant, Healthy Body and a Joyful, Happy Heart, allows you to “Shine Your (more...)
January 24th, 2012
Chinese Boy Has Real Life Superpower
Nong Youhui’s amazing eyesight has stunned medics after recent test have proved he can see in the dark.
January 24th, 2012
YUM – It’s Girl Scout Cookie Season!
I ordered 3 boxes of cookies 2 months ago and have been waiting in unbearable anticipation ever since! My eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas when I saw them sitting on my desk this morning. SUPER EXCiTED! So .. just how unhealthy are these little devils? Because I know all 3 boxes are about to disappear, I decided to check it out. Here is the lowdown on the healthiest Girl Scout Cookie . . & the unhealthiest. (more…)
January 23rd, 2012
Woman Feel More Pain Then Men
A new study was released in the Journal of Pain this week that analyzed the medical records of 72,000 adult patients. The findings showed higher pain scores for (more...)
January 14th, 2012
Holy Macaroni, Woman Born With Two Vaginas!
Hot English chic has a one in a million condition, she has two perfectly normal vaginas. Sidenote: Does that mean every night is like a threesome for her boyfriend???
January 9th, 2012
Anal Sex More Popular Among Heterosexual Couples !!!
Anal Sex Increasing In Popularity Among Heterosexual Couples: Center for Disease Control and Prevent… its practice is frequently assumed to be confined (more...)
December 22nd, 2011
Why We Have Blind Spots
Blind spots explained by science.
December 14th, 2011
Can Coffee Improve Your Workout?
According to a new study of 20,680 Olympic Athletes 2/3 of them had caffeine in their urine with the highest percentage of those triathletes, cyclists and rowers. (more...)
December 14th, 2011
‘Ecstasy’ Drug May Cause Long-Term Effects
This article will be controversial. It will cause many people to stop using Ecstasy or just continue using it despite potential risks. I don’t care. Yes, (more...)
December 6th, 2011
Arsenic In Our Food!
Arsenic levels high enough to increase Bladder, Lung and Skin Cancer have been found in Rice and Apple Juice. Although many more test are needed to determine how (more...)
December 1st, 2011
World Aids Day “Obama Increases Funding for the Fight Against HIV/Aids”
Today around the world, people are taking the time to celebrate the advancement of research and treatment and mourn the loss of those who have been taken by this (more...)
November 30th, 2011
‘Eat More Kale’ Attacked by Chick-Fil-A
[EatMoreKale] Chick-Fli-A has defended their slogan many times before and has usually won the fight. Worried about business being taken from them, Chick-Fil-A (more...)
November 29th, 2011
Feeling Sluggish? Call Centurion Age Management Today!
Centurion Age Management specializes in male and female hormone replacement and anti-aging medicine. Headquartered in Fort Lauderdale, Florida with satellite (more...)
November 26th, 2011








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