March 29th, 2011
See David Sedaris Live At Fort Lauderdale’s Parker Playhouse
David Sedaris, the wildly witty and self deprecating humorist, author and radio personality, appears live at Fort Lauderdale’s Parker Playhouse on Friday, (more...)
March 29th, 2011
And to Think Jesus Wanted to be a Carpenter
In spite of an audience increasingly distracted, writers continue to write. For the vast majority of them, there’s probably more money in recycling diapers, and (more...)
March 29th, 2011
“Born To Be Wild” Showing in 3D At The Ft Lauderdale IMAX Theater
BORN TO BE WILD 3D Opening April 8, 2011 Stunningly captured in IMAX 3D, Born To Be Wild 3D is a heartwarming adventure transporting moviegoers into the lush rainforsts of Borneo with world-renowned primatologsit Dr. Birute Mary Galdikas, and across the rugged Kenyan savannah with celebrated elephant authority Dame Daphne Sheldrick, as they and their teams rescue, rehabilitate and return these orphaned orangutans and elephants back to the wild. Narrated by Academy-Award Winner Morgan Freeman. To purchase tickets please visit. IMAX
March 28th, 2011
Mary Kate And Ashley There So Cute…And Racist!
Check out Mary Kate and Ashley in slightly racist scene from To Grandmothers House We Go.
March 28th, 2011
Good Morning South Florida!
Just because Ultra is over doesn’t mean you can’t start your week with a little Armin Van Buuren. Have a Happy Chronicle Monday!
March 27th, 2011
Ultra Is The Mecca Of Electronic Music
Ultra Music Festival, is the most badass annual electronic music event worldwide held in the universe’s most sexiest city, Miami FL. This legendary festival is held every March coinciding with the Winter Music Conference. Over 100,000 people attended (more...)
March 27th, 2011
Dear Gwen Stefani: WTF?
Some commercials are good, other are bad and then there is the third level of holy crap, what IS this? Gwen Stefani has always been a prime example of a badass, innovative, take no prisoners chick. So, imagine my surprise when THIS atrocity came across my T.V. (more...)
March 27th, 2011
“Super” Starring Dwight Schrute Seems To Be A Crack Up! Trailer & Stills….
An irreverent comedy about a born loser, Frank (aka Crimson Bolt) who decides after loosing his fiancée to a drug dealer, will start fighting crime in his (more...)
March 27th, 2011
‘Grease’ Star Facing Allegations for Domestic Violence (Amongst Other Things)
Ok, so everyone remembers Kenicke from Grease, right? You know, the one who had the best pick-up lines (besides Danny Zuko, of course)? Well a couple days ago, HLN released a story on Jeff Conaway that exploited some of his uses of ”lines” other (more...)
March 26th, 2011
Rick Ross Busted For Weed
Louisiana police were called to a hotel because of the strong smell of marijuana pouring out of one of the rooms. Upon arrival authorities discovered the room to be that of Rick Ross the famous gangster rapper. When Rick opened the door to the police, cops saw a gram of marijuana in plain view and arrested the music mogul. Ross who was in town for the night to do a gig at a local night club was arrested and released with a misdemeanor ticket for possession.
March 26th, 2011
“Your Highness” Starring Natalie Portman’s Ass Looks Like A Winner..! NSFW Trailer & Stills Right Here!
So this new comedy starring James Franco and Danny McBride looks to be funny as hell. Of course we have the NSFW trailer. As far as I can see, the movie promises laughs around every corner, will be great in the theater and also gaining my attention features The Warrior, by Dropkick Murphy’s. A song written about Irish Micky Ward, from The Fighter. Opens: April 1st. Story line : Written by Universal Pictures Throughout history, tales of chivalry have burnished the legends of brave, handsome knights who rescue fair damsels, slay dragons and conquer evil. But behind (more...)
March 26th, 2011
More Thoughts About Music: A Review Of Laura Marling’s “Blackberry Stone”
As I sit here listening to Laura Marling’s “Blackberry Stone,” an idealistic vision of what I’d like the music industry to be passes before my brain’s eye along with all the other possiblities: movies, art, books, etc. If I could (more...)
March 26th, 2011
Young Madonna
Check out this picture of Madonna in her younger years I found searching the websicle this morning. She looks so young and innocent, up to no good yes, but still young and innocent. I wonder if she had any idea how big she was going to be at this point in her life? In case you’re wondering just how successful Madonna actually is, here’s a couple of material girl facts for you. Madonna is the most popular female artist of the 20th century; she holds the Guinness World Record for most successful female recording artist of all time; she also holds the record for the highest grossing female (more...)
March 26th, 2011
Happy Birthday Leonard Nimoy!
That’s right, Lieutenant Commander Spock has turned 80 following only a few days after that of his long-time friend and cast mate William Shatner, a.k.a. Captain Kirk. Cheers, Mr. Nimoy! You’ll always have a place in my geeky heart. “The (more...)
March 26th, 2011
Bret Michaels Sues Tony Awards For His Head Getting Crushed In 2009
Check this video out. It’s had over 27 million views on YouTube and shows the direct footage of the accident sustained by Poison’s frontman, Bret Michaels. In June of 2009 the singer suffered a busted lip and broken nose when he was f’d up (more...)
March 26th, 2011
Good Morning Life!
Saturday throwbacks! Enjoy some Beastie Boys.
March 25th, 2011
Here Is Somthing I Like To Call Family Guy Friday
I’m not sure if you are as avid of a Family Guy watcher as I am , but one of the recurring jokes is that the old guy Mr.Herbert wants to bang Chris , the son in the show and so anytime Mr. Herbet gets the chance he always asks Chris to help him around the (more...)
March 25th, 2011
Hunter S. Thompson’s Giant Fist
Hunter S. Thompson – the unequaled, irreverant father of gonzo journalism, and the author (and miraculous survivor) of the semi autobiographical Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, planned his grand departure as only he could – with his giant, (more...)
March 25th, 2011
James Franco Charged In Palo Alto
Just we when we thought we had seen it all from James Franco - the bong-blitzing stoner of Pineapple Express, the gay lover of Harvey Milk, the limb-hacking nut-job of 127 Hours – he goes and pulls a stunt like this. Is this guy for real? I’m at a rare loss for words, maybe even a little perturbed by his shocking Palo Alto debut. Sure there have been others before him – Ethan Hawke, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, to name but a few of the more ignoble efforts – who had the audacity to think they could parlay their fame into a literary career. But damn, Franco – (more...)
March 25th, 2011










Nicky Whelan See Through Bikini Shots!
Audrina Patridge’s Lost Naked Photo Shoot
Maria Menounos Has Worst Bikini Malfunction of All Time (NSFW)
Wake Up With Jaclyn Swedberg… [nsfw]
Wake Up With Sara Jean Underwood… [nsfw video]
Wake Up With Hillary Fisher *nsfw*







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