September 9th, 2011
Jim Carrey Gets Into a Graffiti War With New York City
Jim Carrey has always been off the wall. But that is what we loved most about Carrey. At least that is what I loved most about Carrey. The media lately has been calling Jim out basically saying he has “gone off the deep end” or now “he’s just totally crazy”. The truth is, Jim Carrey is a GENIUS. Yeah, a GENIUS! If you don’t think so, I strongly recommend that you watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. and then get back to me. All that being said, Carrey has been in the news lately. First it was for professing his love on YouTube for Emma Stone. (more...)
September 9th, 2011
UPDATE: Old Lady Who Hit Reese Witherspoon Forced To Retake Drivers Test
The 84-year-old woman who hit Reese Witherspoon while she was jogging this week has just been ordered to retake her drivers test! Santa Monica Police have (more...)
September 8th, 2011
Relax Everybody…Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Aren’t Going Anywhere
Rumors were going around the internet, that Jessica Simpson was considering getting breast reduction surgery. Personally speaking, that is the equivalent of a (more...)
September 7th, 2011
Reese Witherspoon Hit By Car!
Legally Blond Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car while jogging today in California. The accident took place around 11am while Reese was crossing an intersection. She was immediately rushed to Santa Monica Hospital where she was treated for non-life-threatening injuries. The woman who hit the girl from Sweet Home Alabama was an elderly lady, a ripe 84 years of age. [TMZ]
September 7th, 2011
Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas…and Catches a TON of Sh*t For It
I don’t have celebrity envy. I am pretty much ambivalent to celebrities. Would it be cool to actually meet someone I really enjoyed in music, entertainment, or sports? Hell yeah! Would I go out of my way like camping out three days to do so?!? Hell no! Would (more...)
September 7th, 2011
My Chemical Romance Drummer Booted for Being a Thief…What He “Took” Nobody Knows
Less than a year after My Chemical Romance replaced their last drummer Bob Bryar, the band booted Michael Pedicone from the group after it was alleged that he stole from the band. Interestingly enough, it is never mentioned in all of my online research, what it was that Pedicone “stole”. Pedicone, who joined the band late in 2010 as their third drummer, was kicked out on Friday after the alleged incident the night before in Auburn, Washington, according to a posting on the band’s official website. “The relationship between My Chemical Romance and Michael Pedicone is (more...)
September 7th, 2011
Holly Madison…Yeah That Holly Madison…Defends Herself From Being Told She’s Fat!
Americans clearly have a problem with weight. We are the fattest nation on Planet Earth. But interestingly enough, with all of the fatties roaming around, it is something that is just not tolerated. This is especially so, in the world of entertainment and modeling. So it is very strange to me when one of the more famous Playboy Playmates finds herself having to defend her weight. Whether you find Holly Madison hot or not, you can’t argue that she is fat! If so, you are just f’n insane! Madison is featured on the cover of the new Life & Style Magazine in an unretouched photo (more...)
September 5th, 2011
Fez From “That 70′s Show” Puts Out Worst Music Video Ever
Check out Fez from That 70′s Show in his new music video, sadly its actually worse than you think. Seriously watch this video and cry tears of embarrassment for the guy he is “loco!!!”
September 5th, 2011
Florida News Station Has The Ultimate News FAIL
OMG this has to be the best news FAIL ever! When the casket came up I actually laughed alone to myself at the computer, Jesus I need to get a life already…
September 5th, 2011
Rob Kardashian Calls Kim A Whore In Front Of Her New Husband Kris Humphries!
Awww Yeaaaaa, this is the best Kardashian clip ever! Check out Rob Kardashian (who ever the hell that is, I’m guessing their brother) call Kim a whore right in front of her new husband NBA bench warmer Kris Humphries. Humphries who has to take a break to (more...)
September 4th, 2011
Hope You Brought Your Dancing Shoes Cause This Guy Is About To Cut The Rug!
Wahoo this bald guy has got moves for days and a great tie to boot. That’s what we here at the Chronicle like to call a double whammy!!!
September 2nd, 2011
TI Released From Prison…and Going Right Back In!!!
Ya boy T.I. was only out of prison for just one day, after doing time, and has been reported that he is already back in federal custody. But this time he is being (more...)
September 1st, 2011
This Just In…Big Brother Fans are Officially Insane!!
Now, I will admit that I watch the train wreck known as “reality TV”. I know it is not real or reality. But it doesn’t stop my sick thirst for (more...)
September 1st, 2011
Anonymous is Going After Hollywood…and it is About Damn Time…Celeb Phone Numbers & Emails RIGHT HERE…Call Now Before They are Changed!!
If you are bored by the hi-jinks that hacker extraordinaires Anonymous wreak on corporations and political structures, then this might be for you. An off-shoot (more...)
August 30th, 2011
Where Is Your Favorite Power Ranger Now?
Is he doing charity events? Helping the elderly cross the street? Serving food at an orphanage? Nope hes blasting guys in the face for gay porn movies!!! Glad (more...)
August 30th, 2011
Justin Timberlake Rides A Girl Bike!
Apparently when old JT isn’t killing it on Saturday Night Live or dancing in a shitty teeny-bopper band he is out riding his girly bicycle!!! You can tell it’s a girl’s bike by the middle bar. See how it dips down low? That’s how you know it’s a girl’s bike, guy’s bikes have a straight bar. Which is more sturdy for doing man stuff like cool tricks (see below).
August 30th, 2011
Sean Hannity On Barack Obama: He’s Not That Smart
Yes, it’s true, Sean Hannity started taking shots at the President yesterday for mispronouncing the word “corpsmen’. Hannity spent an entire (more...)
August 30th, 2011
Lohan Sues Pitbull Over The Lyrics To ‘Give Me Everything’, What A Dumb B****!
According to MTV.Com – Poor Little Lindsay Lohan, all because she ran out of party money, can’t pay for her rehab, surely can’t afford her addiction (more...)
August 30th, 2011
Can Someone Tell Me What’s Up With The Box
I guess this new trend of pop stars trying to dress as outrageously as possible started last year with Lady Gaga when she wore the full face beard while sitting front row at the VMA’s. Now we have Katy Perry wearing a box on her head for the last segments of the awards show. First of all, she looked like an idiot and when she walked up on stage to receive her award, she looked like a little kid trying to balance a book on her head. When Gaga wore her meat dress last year there was a statement behind it,it was Gaga’s way of denouncing the fur trade. Was there a statement behind (more...)
August 29th, 2011
New Transformers Girl Rose Whiteley-Huntington
With the video release of this summers third installment of the Transformers series, “Dark Of The Moon” set for next month. We here at the (more...)Possibly the Best Web Site Ever…
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