Does This Look Like The Face Of A Religious Woman Who Claims To Be Injured Because Her Boobs Are Too Big?

Last Sunday night, Martin County Sheriff’s deputies pulled over 49 year old Maureen Raymond & her very large breast. She was reportedly going 50 mph (more...)

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Sells Fake Viagra On Craigslist?

Anthony Forte of Hollywood Florida was busted by the Feds after he sold an ass load of fake Viagra and Cialis to undercover agents via Craigslist the online classifieds site. Forte mailed their first order to a P.O. box in Plantation, then met up with them in person twice more for re-ups before the feds busted him in an Oakland Park parking lot. Just how much exactly is an ass load of fake boner meds you say? Why just a mere $7,500 dollars worth! After all why put a down payment on a house, when for the same price you could have a life long boner!? [SunSentinel]

Does This Look Like The Face Off A Boynton Beach Woman Who Threw A Hamster Of A Balcony?

19-year-old Breana Shakari is currently locked up in the Palm Beach County Jail after getting into an argument with her friend and then throwing the womans pet hamster off a third story balcony. Shakari has been charged with animal cruelty and battery since the hamster named “Boobie”was badly hurt in the fall. When police found “Boobie he was reportedly shaking and walking in circles with his leg mangled. [SunSentinel]

DAiLY CRiMiNAL: Does This Look like The Face Of A Man Accused Of Beating His Mother To Death & Wrapping Her Body In A Blanket?

Broward Sheriff’s Office believes that 30 year old Danny Martin beat his mother to death in her Pompano Beach apartment. He is being accused of Murder, as (more...)

Does This Look Like The Face Of Porn Star Tori Black Arrested For Domestic Violence?

Dirty girl next store Tori Black was arrested in Sin City after getting into a fist fight over her infants baby formula! According to Police, Tori real name Michelle Chapman, returned to her hotel room at the Hard Rock after having a few drinks. When she got back she punched her boyfriend Lyndell Anderson in the back of the head, for calling her an “unfit mother.” Lyndell responded by tossing her out into the hallway, causing bruises on her arms. Both were arrested on domestic violence charges and taken to Las Vegas County Jail. [TMZ]

Does This Look Like The Faces Of Two Guys Who Attacked A Bulldog With A Meat Clever?

Creastview Florida – Martin McDonald and Shawn Spencer pictured to the left were both picked up for animal cruelty this weekend after the pair attacked a (more...)

Does This Look The Face Of Guy Who Let The Air Out Of A Police Cars Tires?

Luis Delgado was arrested in Plantation on Wednesday after an off duty police officer caught him letting the air out of the tires of his patrol car. Delgado apparently used a key to deflate three tires before Detective Robert Rettig returned home from walking his dog and caught him in the act. Delgado was arrested and released on $100 bond by the honorable judge Hurley. The police said in a statement that disabling an emergency vehicle is serious business. [SunSentinel]

Does This Look Like the Face Of A Grand Mother Accused Of Chaining Her Grandson To Bed?

Shirley Roberson Mathis, 58, was arrested following a report that she chained her grandson to his metal bunk every night when he went to bed for over three years. According to the police report she left a little slack in the chain for her grandson, so that he could reach a glass of water and a pee bucket left out in the room for him. Police who entered the room found this easy to believe since the room smelled heavily of urine. When asked why she did it, Mathis said to keep him from burglarizing the other homes in the area at night looking for food. [SunSentinel]

DAiLY CRiMiNAL: Does This Look Like The Face Of A Paramedic That Sexually Assaulted A Girl In The Back Of His Ambulance?

A Connecticut woman thought her day couldnt get any worse after she fell on Christmas, hit her head and became semiconscious : And then her ambulance came. (more…)

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When getting dressed in the morning, think to yourself : What if I get arrested today . . .  

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Urinating ER Farter?

Isreal Rosado refused to leave the emergency room after being discharged because “he wanted a meal.” After hospital employees insisted he leave without one, Rosado proceeded to “pull out his penis and urinate on the floor.” A police officer at the hospital arrested the pee-pee perp, but Rosado still had one more trick up his sleeve or actually his pants. In the arresting officer’s report he states that Rosado “continued to pass gas” during the patt down and the stench was unbearable! [SunSentinel] Damn tough day at the office, honestly I would have just (more...)

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Florida Mom Who Got Drunk At An Amusment Park And Called The Cops Nazis?

Karin Rosemarie Reinhard will not be getting any mom of the year awards in 2012. The mother of four was arrested this weekend at a North Naples amusement park after one of her four children called a family friend because “mom was drunk and hanging all over some guy.” Police arrived on the scene and found Reinhard passed out on a park bench. When they tried to wake her she responded by calling them Nazis and Hitler!  [NaplesNews] Via [SunSentinel]

Does This Look Like the Face Of A Man With 800 Child Porn Images On His Computer?

Fort Lauderdale police traced an account that was sharing child porn on the internet to a business in Sunrise. After serving ESMO Inc with a search warrant police found over 800 images and 20 videos of children being sexually abused by adults. All on the computer of Stephen Saftler, an employee who was later charged with 50 counts of child pornography. [SunSentinel]

DAiLY CRiMiNAL: Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man That Admitted to Dismembering A 9 Yr Old Girl’s Body & Storing It In His Freezer? EW!

Better keep that pepper spray close ladies and also put a Nanny Cam on the next wish list – This 39 year old man/babysitter ripped this little  girl from (more...)

Does This Look Like The Face Of a Guy Who Grabbed Three Girls Asses Before Whipping Out His Schlong?

Nothing like a little Christmas Eve fondling, at least that’s how John Francis Dacey rings in the holidays. Dacey was at the Captain’s Cabin bar in Naples on Christmas Eve, where he grabbed three girls asses before being kicked to the curb by the bars bouncers. That didn’t stop our little Christmas molester from continuing to get his freak on though.. Dacey made his way back into the bar through a back door, before convincing a girl to join him outside for a cigarette. Once outside he proceeded to whip out is schlong and show it to the girl like a school boy at class show (more...)

DAiLY CRiMiNAL: Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Accused Of Throwing Sh!t At His Girlfriend & Hitting Her With A Board?

Yup – accused of throwing fecal matter at his girlfriend – Christopher Raphael (24 yrs ) was arrested around 9am, Monday morning in West Palm Beach.   I know what your thinking – ew! But this woman asked for it! Never fight with your man during his first morning poop. Seems to be a stressful time…   local 10

Does This Look Like The Face Of An Oakland Park Man Arrested For Banging A Chihuahua ?

Tomas Bautista was sentenced to a year in prison for banging a chihuahua. Yes you heard me right, this lunatic stuffed his dick inside the Taco Bell Dog! Bautista (more...)