19 hours ago
Willow Smith Chops It All Off
Willow Smith – Looking very Will Smith with her new no-hair do (more…)
20 hours ago
OMG Remind Me Never To Have Children…
Meet Alana Honey Boo Boo Child from Dr. Drew’s new show Life Changers. (more…)
20 hours ago
The Economy Is Starting To Kick Ass Again!
The United States is getting its swag back folks, we added 243,000 jobs in January. Officially dropping the unemployment rate to the lowest its been since 2009 (more...)
February 3rd, 2012
Are You A Couch Potato? #SqueezeYour But(t)!
Hello again, SqueezeYour But(t)! Fans! In my intro article on 1/26/12, I spoke about squeezing your “BUTS” out of your head and getting off your BUTT (more...)
February 3rd, 2012
February 3rd, 2012
How Many Chicken Wings Did Kobayashi Just Eat?
Takeru Kobayashi is an absolute beast. The Michael Jordan of competitive eating just put back a whopping 337 chicken wings in a half (more...)
February 3rd, 2012
Passenger Falls Overboard Off Atlantis Gay Cruise RC “Allure Of The Seas”
Cozumel, Mexico — Eyewitness News has learned a passenger has fallen overboard from an Atlantis cruise liner off the coast of Mexico on Friday. An ABC7 (more...)
February 3rd, 2012
Roseanne Barr Is Running For President
Rosanne Barr has officially announced that she will be making a run for the Green Party’s nomination for President of the United States in the 2012 general (more...)
February 2nd, 2012
Just In Case You Forgot How Big A Whale Is…
I got a question for you, how come you never see a whale poop? Cause they have to poop right? Everything poops, so how come you never see it? Wouldn’t it be like the size of a Volkswagen bus or something? You never see a giant car sized turd float up on the beach, and the Lifeguard say, don’t worry everyone it’s just some whale dung!
February 2nd, 2012
Remembering The Late Great Gene Kelly
It’s been 16 years today since the legend of dance Gene Kelly passed away, but the mark & memories he left on humanity never fades away…Enjoy this (more...)
February 2nd, 2012
Punxsutawney Phil Says 6 More Weeks of Winter!!!
Ha!Ha!Ha!…and that’s why we live in South Florida…Happy Ground Hog Day Everybody!
February 2nd, 2012
Super Rich Florida Guy Adopts His 42 Year Old Girlfriend
West Palm Beach – 48-year-old John Goodman has just legally adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend Laruso Hutchins. The legal maneuver comes in the wake of a (more...)
February 2nd, 2012
You May Have Noticed…
The South Florida Chronicle has a whole new website!!! We took a lot of time designing this one and we did it with you the user in mind. The new site is (more...)
January 31st, 2012
Blake Griffin Posterizes Kendrick Perkins
Blake Griffin Posterizes Kendrick Perkins – Thunder @ Clippers 1/30/2012
January 31st, 2012
Peyton Manning Expects To Play Pro Ball Again
“The doctors and I have been in constant communication. We’re on the same page and I’m encouraged by what they’ve said … I’ve (more...)
January 31st, 2012
Chronic Birthday Salute To Punk Rock Legend Johnny Rotten
Tonight we celebrate & pay tribute to The Sex Pistols frontman man Johnny Rotten on his 56th Birthday…Enjoy this Flipside Choice retro rewind as we say Happy Birthday to one of the most influential founding fathers of Punk Rock!
January 31st, 2012
Super Bowl 2012 – Awesome Game Day Recipes
Here are a few awesome recipes to make your man happy this weekend! (more…)
January 31st, 2012
Guess Who’s Pregnant AGAiN!?
Really . . . another baby? She’s not married, but they definitely have enough money to support another kid. (more…)
January 31st, 2012
TAM Airlines – Stop Racism!
This TAM airlines against racism story has gone viral on Facebook. This story has now been shared over 24,000 times thanks to Fun and run alone! Here’s what’s going on, some awful racist old white woman, is still stuck….well in the 50′s. A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess. “What’s the problem, ma’am?” the hostess asked her “Can’t you see?” the lady said – “I was given a seat next to a black man. I can’t seat (more...)
January 30th, 2012







Humback Whale High Five
Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Stays On The Market
Maria Menounos Has Worst Bikini Malfunction of All Time (NSFW)
Wake Up With Sara Jean Underwood… [nsfw video]
Page 7 Girl – Lindsey Way
TAM Airlines – Stop Racism!
Who Is Sasha Bingham On Californication?…[NSFW]





Clearly, She Doesn't Give A Sh*t
WTF! Just pictured in my mind what I would do to a guy if he ever did
21 Year Old Girl Kills A Horse And Climbs Inside
Hey, thanks for the blog post.
How to Separate a Hot Girl from Her Bodyguards
Why James?
How to Separate a Hot Girl from Her Bodyguards
This is pretty disgusting trash, in my ever so humble opinion.
How Many Chicken Wings Did Kobayashi Just Eat?
That's over 11 wings a minute!!! #calculator