March 8th, 2012
The True Story Of A Duck Raper #Ninjas
How one man changed a duck’s life forever…
January 1st, 2012
Bill Maher Calls Out Tim Tebow
Bill Maher has been kicking Tim Tebow in the teeth all over the web lately. Most recently tweeting this gem before posting pictures of himself tebowing and “treebowing” (more...)
December 18th, 2011
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October 29th, 2011
Club Cinema Threatens The South Florida Chronicle
Pathetic Club Cinema the night club that could only make its money by serving up drugs to an underage crowd. Has now threatened the South Florida Chronicle with (more...)
October 22nd, 2011
Kid Chronic Owns The Situation On Facebook
The Sitch said he had a big surprise for us all on the last episode of the Jersey Shore. Something about not joining the gang at Seaside, but for us we thought (more...)
October 21st, 2011
New Times Editor Chuck Strouse Says Kid Chronic Is A Criminal!!!
Why old Upchuck Chuck, I thought we were just starting to be Friends??? A criminal? Nah not really, more of a Smooth Criminal like Michael Jackson minus the pedo of course! Furthermore to call a writer out for getting busted smoking pot in college, seems a little petty if not just lame all together. Your like the guy that took a bong hit with Micheal Phelps and rather than just smile and go home and tell your boys how cool it was, you took a photo and submitted it to TMZ! #narc #snitch #informant PS If you wanted to get some real dirt on me, you should have searched my Dad!!! Haha Love ya (more...)
October 21st, 2011
Kid Chronic Owns Miami New Times Editor Chuck Strouse
Today’s comment of the day comes from Miami New Times Editor Chuck Strouse who has apparently never heard of us before but consequently has never heard of (more...)
September 6th, 2011
June 12th, 2011
Comment Of The Day Goes To Atheist Old Man from Scene
Not only is this comment of the day but it also answers the age old question of how the Universe was created!
April 30th, 2011
Kid Chronic Bitch Slaps New Times Back Into The Sewer They Crawled Out Of
So most of you know the Chronic blew past newtimes.com in the Alexa rankings recently. Alexa being the group that monitors and ranks website traffic. After doing so I posted it on Facebook, after all its a great milestone for us considering they are backed by a huge corporation Village Voice Media and have been around for years in multiple cities across the US. New Times was quick to fire back dropping this comment on our fan page and to be honest and keep my journalistic credibility I really didn’t think that there sub-sites would get more hits than their landing page. So in that I stand (more...)
April 6th, 2011
Comment Of The Day Goes To Anonymous…Or Does It???
The comment of the day goes to an Anonymous member of Chronic Nation who was able to find the ice cold babesicle I was looking for a couple days back. According (more...)
March 26th, 2011
Comment Of The Day: JimJongChillin From Reddit.com
One of our stories went viral today about a woman who lost her weed in the mail. Anyway, it was posted to Reddit.com and now it has the funniest comments I (more...)
February 21st, 2011
Second Comment of the Day – “How to shut up a Religious nut about homosexuality being a sin”
When ever there is a controversy just stick to the facts that’s what i say. If you don’t know then don’t support. Good job L.
February 21st, 2011
February 1st, 2011
Comment Of The Day And Muslim Jokes!
One of our readers George commented yesterday that we shouldn’t just make fun of Christians we should make fun of Muslims as well. Good point George, (more...)
January 28th, 2011
Well, Now We Know Tracy Morgan Beats It to Sarah Palin
Ahhh yeah! Good ole Tracy Morgan. This guy is quite a character. This guy is not an actor (he is a comic). Acting requires you to dig deep within yourself to transform and become someone else. Tracy Morgan can’t do this. He, like Adam Sandler just is themselves. (more...)
January 26th, 2011
You do Know Travolta is Gay and John Gotti Wasn’t?!?
The comment of the day comes from “Bad Casting” in regards to the strange thought that John Gotti should be played by John Travolta. Is B.C. and I the (more...)
January 20th, 2011
Today’s Comment Of The Day Comes From Dr. Glock!
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January 3rd, 2011
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