April 20th, 2012
The History Of 420
The history of your favorite holiday. We have all heard the myths on how our favorite holiday was conceived. Some say that it’s police code for marijuana (more...)
February 27th, 2012
Happy Birthday Kid Chronic!!!!
It’s KiD CHRONiC’S BiRTHDAY TODAY! Make sure to show him some LOVE! Hit up his EMAiL, FACEBOOK, or swing by the Chronic Office & bring (more...)
August 21st, 2011
South Florida Chronicle Ranked In The Top 25,000 Websites In The Country!!!
This is a big day for us here at the Chronicle as our website has just entered the top 25,000 in the country. Not too shabby when you consider that there are over (more...)
August 15th, 2011
Dancing With The Stars Brooke Burke With Her New Dance Partner Naked
Brooke Burke is the co-host of Dancing With The Stars and we found these amazing images that were photographed by Tom Rudduck with Ms Burke and what looks to be her new dance partner. The only problem is that someone forgot Brooke’s wardrobe for this shoot. Well that didn’t stop the DWTS host and it was on with the show. The photos are beautiful, I love what Tom Rudduck did with the soft-focus, over-exposed grainy black and white shots that make these images look timeless. Here you go Chronic Cronies, I hope this post is what we here at the Chronicle call a site crasher. (more...)
August 14th, 2011
Best Of Philosoraptor
Things that make you go hmmm with our friend the Philosoraptor.
August 8th, 2011
Stock Market Plunges Into The Abyss
The United States stock market recorded its worst day since 2008 today, as investors across the globe are rattled by the US credit rating drop from AAA to AA+. (more...)
August 7th, 2011
No NBA, Who Cares, Marissa Miller Topless Basketball
I guess this gives a whole new meaning to the term shirts vs skins. Marissa Miller, who is one of the hottest models on the planet, has done a photo shoot where she is playing basketball topless. Yes, there is a God, even though I’m most likely not going to meet Him and I’m going straight to hell for posting this. The Victoria’s Secret/Sports Illustrated cover girl is quite the sight on the hard wood. We here at the Chronicle have been trying to clean it up a little bit on the site by not showing frontal nudity as much, but when I showed my boss these shots, he said I (more...)
August 6th, 2011
United States Credit Rating Downgraded To AA+
Our pathetic do-nothing Congress and President Obama the super pussy of 2011 have managed to have the country’s credit downgraded from AAA to AA+. The (more...)
August 4th, 2011
Best Of The Socially Awkward Penguin!
Everybody knows him, maybe sometimes he’s you. He’s the Socially Awkward Penguin!
August 4th, 2011
Casey Anthony Is An Ohio State Fan And She Loves Starbucks!
Gotcha! The media has finally found America’s sweetheart, Casey Anthony. She was doing what Americans do best, shopping, as well as sporting an Ohio State hat and drinking Starbucks Coffee! I’m sure both those brand managers are throwing themselves off bridges right now. But for the rest of us we are just glad she’s back. Now how long before we get a photo of her and her attorney Jose Baez making out? [TMZ]
August 2nd, 2011
Top Five – Hottest Male Video Game Characters
Ah, video games and hot men: my two favorite things in the whole wide world. There aren’t enough of these lists, to be honest. You could find pages and (more...)
August 2nd, 2011
Best Of The Foul Bachelor Frog!
Here is some great advice for single guys from our boy the Foul Bachelor Frog!
July 31st, 2011
Debt Ceiling Deal Reached, Default Avoided!
Finally Washington has stopped arguing and reached a deal on the debt ceiling avoiding default and national calamity. Read The Play by play at… [HuffPost]
July 30th, 2011
Soulja Boy Is A Big Liar Because Their Is No Way He Can Afford A Jet!
Turns out rappers are liars and posers, who knew!? You mean he really didn’t sell crack? He has a community college degree in music? Most likely, not only (more...)
July 29th, 2011
Casey Anthony Wants $1.5 Million For Her First Interview
The networks should just all band together and boycott this story. Honestly who gives a f*ck? So this girl got away with murder, lets not make her rich for it. (more...)
July 28th, 2011
The Miami Catholic Church Is A Giant Gay Crime Family
News is flying around the web today about the Miami catholic church and its not good. The stories all revolve around an expose’ that outed the Southern church (more...)
July 24th, 2011
July 24th, 2011
Woman Addicted To Her Hair Dryer, You Have To Be Kidding Me
This video is so redic! Check out this lady sleep with, watch TV, and do just about everything else with a hair dryer. People are so weird, seriously what a stupid (more...)
July 21st, 2011
Ten Questions With Cover Model Valeria Orsini
Ten questions with this months cover model Valeria Orsini KID: You live in Miami is this your hometown? Valeria: Well I was born a southern bell in Atlanta Georgia, but moved here at the age of two. So yeah I’m a Miami Girl. KID: We saw that you swam with sharks in the buff on Playboy TV. Was it weird swimming naked with killer animals? Valeria: OMG that was the craziest thing I’ve ever done in my whole life. Picture it, four models thrown into the water with 12 to 15 Lemon Sharks!! They brought them in by putting fish blood into the water, but hey I’m glad I did it (more...)
July 21st, 2011










Nicky Whelan See Through Bikini Shots!
Audrina Patridge’s Lost Naked Photo Shoot
Maria Menounos Has Worst Bikini Malfunction of All Time (NSFW)
Wake Up With Jaclyn Swedberg… [nsfw]
Wake Up With Sara Jean Underwood… [nsfw video]
Wake Up With Hillary Fisher *nsfw*







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