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Stoners May Get the Munchies..But Marijuana Smokers are Thinner and Less Likely to be Obese Than Non-Smokers

If you smoke, you have gotten the munchies. It is just a fact. Why else would you ever eat some of the flavors that Ben & Jerry’s creates? I mean, do we really need to chase our ice cream [...]

You Remember This Kid From Jerry Maguire? Ladies & Gay Guys Get Ready…He Don’t Look Like This Anymore!

Jonathan Lipnicki was in Jerry Maguire. He was cute and cuddly, and even remembers him from the film. He also was the star of Stuart Little (other than Stuart, of course). Jonathan Lipnicki is no [...]

Porn Stars and Nerds Don’t Mix…At Least They Won’t at the Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 3 VIP Party in Amsterdam

Sometimes you just have to take a hard-line. Sometimes rules are rules, and you just don’t buckle on them. Sometimes, people just take things a little too seriously. Activision, the company that [...]

Meet Miss Hannah Minx…YouTube Hottie Who Thinks She is Japanese

So jumping around YouTube, I cam across this seriously adorable girl who thinks that she is Japanese. She dresses the part, seems to speak it well, and even uses the Japanese accent (which is kinda [...]

Here Comes Trouble…The Tokidoki Pink Haired Tatted Up Barbie Causes a Stir

Oh no, Barbie has done it again. It just seems like people have to hate on our America’s favorite doll. Mattel is releasing the pink-haired, tattoed Tokidoki Barbie doll, which many are saying [...]

Congrats AT&T…America Hates This B*tch!

You have probably seen this commercial a hundred times. It never gets any easier to swallow. What great acting on both parts. You truly feel sorry for this nerd. And as for the lady, you just want to [...]

So is Your Favorite NFL Team a Democrat or a Republican?

A new study has been released from the Center for Responsive Politics ranked the teams by the volume of campaign money given by players, owners, executives and their spouses. And what they found was [...]

With the NBA Season in Peril, Kobe Bryant is Heading to Play in Italy

More than likely, there will not be an NBA season. The players and owners cannot agree on terms to getting back to work. As a result, the players have the opportunity to play elsewhere around the [...]

Holly Madison Has Million Dollar Boobs

Playboy Model, Reality TV star and Las Vegas showgirl Holly Madison has insured her breasts for $1 million with Lloyd’s of London, she told People magazine. Madison, 31, said she took out the [...]

NFL QB Peyton Manning Went to Europe for Stem Cell Treatments

If you follow football, you know all about the Peyton Manning injury saga. Peyton has had a couple of neck surgeries. It was Peyton’s third neck surgery in nineteen months. Peyton is currently [...]

Porn God Ron Jeremy Debuts His Own Rum…and People Seem to Like It

Ron Jeremy aka ‘The Hedgehog’ is a porn icon. He has major crossover appeal. Everyone knows him. He is definitely a trendsetter. He was the first male porn star to blow himself on camera. [...]

World’s Greatest Meat Market…and It’s Here in Florida!

So driving around town, I found what has to be the only place in the WHOLE WORLD, where you can get a ‘tug-job’ AND get you a great deal on a slew of ribeye steaks to throw on the grill. [...]

Sometimes Stereotypes of NFL Athletes Just Fit

There are many stereotypes that athletes live up to. One of them, is that they are irresponsible with their money. (See Floyd Mayweather) Former Baltimore Ravens cornerback Chris McAlister is also one [...]

How Cool is This Fat Baseball Fan??

Snaggin’ foul balls just ain’t no ‘thang’ to this chubby Rangers fan. He makes a sweet grab while chatting on his cell, and never breaks stride. I think it’s funny how he [...]

Thank You For Your Help During 9/11…and By the Way, Your Cancer Is Not Covered

I will say it right now. 9/11 was an inside job. That in and of itself is the most disgusting thing about it. Running a close second is how the “heroes” have been treated after the fact. [...]

This is the Worst Idea Since Marriage Itself

If you have read enough of what I post, you know that I love to point out that Americans are gluttonous, materialistic, and overall greedy. Not all Americans…just a disproportionate amount. So, [...]

Man Dies From Tooth Infection…Because He Couldn’t Afford Meds

In the great debate regarding health and dental care for all, comes the sobering reminder that some people, no matter what will be casualties of this issue. Many elderly are forced to choose between [...]

Whoa Whoa Whoa Obama…No Speeches During Football, Buddy!!!

Your Liar-in-Chief, Barack Obama was scheduled to make a speech discussing the state of unemployment in the United States on Wednesday, September 7th. House Speaker John Boehner cried about the [...]

Marlins Baseball Plus Hurricane Irene Equals Attendance Disaster

According to reports, there was an unofficial headcount of 347 fans in the stands for the first pitch of Wednesday’s Florida Marlins / Cincinnati Reds doubleheader at Sun Life Stadium.There [...]

Jimmy Kimmel’s “Uncle Frank” Potenza Passes Away at 77

Jimmy Kimmel’s uncle Frank Potenza, died early Tuesday at age 77.   A native of Brooklyn, N.Y., and a Korean War veteran, Potenza served as a police officer for 20 years before working as [...]

‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman Wins Celebrity Boxing Match vs. Strip Club Bartender at Ft. Lauderdale’s Own Ocean Manor Beach Resort

Octomom aka Nadya Suleman beat Playhouse Gentlemen’s Club bartender Cassandra ‘Patience’ Anderson  in a ‘celebrity’  boxing match on Saturday night in at Fort [...]

Dana White Gives a $70,000 Bonus for What???

Dana White doesn’t like seeing his fighters in Speedos. Dennis Hallman came out in a blue Speedo, and got beat for his troubles. White gave a $70,0 bonus to Brian Ebersole, Hallman’s [...]

Casey Anthony’s First Endorsement Deal

Well folks, it was only a matter of time before some company said, “Fuck it”, she’s just too famous, and gave Casey Anthony an endorsement deal. City Market Deli in Seattle (boycott [...]


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How Ya Boy Treez Avoided Panamanian Prison

Before writing for the illustrious South Florida Chronicle, I, Joshua TREEZ Weiss, worked as a DJ / Manager for Porky’s in Hialeah, Florida. For those who do not go to strip clubs, or are afraid [...]

Hip Hop is Officially Dead…Thanks 50 Cent! Pauly D on His Way to G-Unit?

There are rumors all over the intrawebs that 50 Cent is looking to sign Jersey Shore star and now resident DJ at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, PAULY D!  The talk is that 50 wants to sign him to his [...]

Cool News! Dr. Gonzo And Rod Stewart’s Daughter Are Having A Baby

Super actor (and one of my personal favorites) Benicio del Toro (Dr. Gonzo in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) is having a baby with rockerRod Stewart’s daughter, Kimberly. The two confirmed this [...]

Even Guys in the NFL Need a Blue Diamond to Perform in Bed…Well Louis Murphy Does

Oakland Raiders WR (and former Florida Gator) was busted by police in Gainesville, Florida for having Viagra without a prescription. He was pulled over for what was said to be a routine traffic stop. [...]