December 19th, 2011
November 15th, 2011
Say Hello to One of the Stupidest People in America
Here’s the news people. You can’t call the police if McDonald’s refuses to serve you breakfast. You can’t call the police if your drug dealer shorted you on a bag. And you can’t call the police to complain that your iPhone isn’t working. One idiot in Illinois clearly needs to be told this. Michael Alan Skopec, 48, was busted recently after placing several calls (how about FIVE?) to police operators in Kendall County to report that his iPhone was not working. Skopec explained that 911 was the only number his phone could dial. Those five calls resulted in (more...)
November 15th, 2011
Awkward Exchange : Watch a ‘Smarty’ (Bill Maher) & a ‘Dummy’ (Elisabeth Hasselbeck) Go at it on The View
Elisabeth Hasselbeck wasted no time going after Bill Maher for comments he made in the past regarding an offhanded joke about sending her to the Middle East to be raped. It was an awkward moment and she clearly had an ax to grind. I mean Maher wasn’t on (more...)
November 15th, 2011
Does This Look Like the Face of a Pill Head Who Actually Pulled Off Oral Sex, Handcuffed in the Back of a Squad Car?
You got a give credit to Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham. these two have pulled off the unthinkable. The Texas duo were arrested on drug charges last after (more...)
November 15th, 2011
OMG! Listen to What Jerry Sandusky Said About Showering With a 10-Year Old Boy…Your’e Gonna Sh*t!!!
I have been following the Penn State Jerry Sandusky scandal very closely. The whole thing actually sickens me. I’m glad that Joe Paterno got what he had coming to him as he sat quietly while this all happened. And I’m quite certain Jerry Sandusky will (more...)
November 15th, 2011
Does This Look Like the Face of an Idiot Who Flipped When McDonalds Switched Over to Their Breakfast Menu?
For the billions and billions that eat McDonalds, check the heat map, you know that you have been caught up in the dreaded ‘McDonalds Menu Switchover’! (more...)
November 15th, 2011
Another Great Jam to Smash To : Frank Ocean – Novacane
If you don’t know Frank Ocean, he is down with Tyler, the Creator and the whole OFWGKTA (Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All) crew. This song is the sh*t! Very sexy to bed your girl down to. The video is a little strange, though with the hypnotic tigers (more...)
November 10th, 2011
Guess That Booty…
That booty belongs to George Clooney’s current arm candy… (more…)
November 10th, 2011
Rick Perry Messes Up Bad at CNBC Debate…Imagine, This Dummy is Running For President!
We all know that Perry has problems with debates. But this wasn’t even a debate faux pa. He just straight couldn’t remember his talking point. He even turns to Ron Paul for a mental life preserver. Can you believe that this guy was once the front-runner (more...)
November 10th, 2011
Eddie Murphy Drops Out as Oscars Host
Just one day after first time show producer and Hollywood director, Brett Ratner exited due to the controversy surrounding Ratner’s gay slur, Eddie Murphy (more...)
November 10th, 2011
Mike Tyson as Herman Cain…Nuff Said!!
Mike Tyson is funny. He was funny to listen to when he was a boxer. He was funny in the Hangover. And Funny or Die has shown that this guy has some comedic talent. I always like Tyson the boxer. I absolutely love Tyson 2.0, the comic actor. Check him out as (more...)
November 9th, 2011
The Students of Penn State are a Complete Joke
As I sit and write this blog, Joe Paterno the head coach at Penn State has been fired along with the resignation of the University President, Graham Spanier. Unless (more...)
November 9th, 2011
European Airline Ryanair Thinking of Adding Porn to Its Flights
In flight movies on airplanes are usually watered down. Basically, they suck. You will never catch anything from Quentin Tarantino on one. As a matter of fact, (more...)
November 8th, 2011
Brett Ratner is Having a Terrible Week
Brett Ratner is filthy rich, and for the for the most part, has to be truly enjoying life. The Rush Hour 1,2 & 3 director is having himself an interesting week. (more...)
November 8th, 2011
Does This Look Like the Face of a School Bus Driver Who Flipped Out on a White Student After He Used the N-Bomb?
Terris Devon Richard, 35, a South Carolina school bus driver has been accused of assaulting a 15-year-old boy after the boy allegedly used the N-bomb. RIchard was arrested and charged with simple assault and battery. Witnesses allege that Richard slammed the student’s head into a window on the bus, issued death threats to the student and his family, and vowed to “drag the victim into the school by his neck until he breaks his wind pipe” after hearing the student use the N-word. When Colleton County authorities responded to the incident, they saw the student — who is white – crying, (more...)
November 8th, 2011
Nicki Minaj Sets Black Folks Back 100 Years Wearing Something You Have to See to Believe Around Her Neck
Nicki Minaj is hot (sometimes). Nicki Minaj is over-the-top (all the time). Nicki Minaj set her people back with what has to be the worst stereotype black people (more...)
November 8th, 2011
You Remember This Kid From Jerry Maguire? Ladies & Gay Guys Get Ready…He Don’t Look Like This Anymore!
Jonathan Lipnicki was in Jerry Maguire. He was cute and cuddly, and even remembers him from the film. He also was the star of Stuart Little (other than Stuart, of course). Jonathan Lipnicki is no longer cute and cuddly. He is totally ripped and has model good looks. (At least in this straight guys opinion) Oh, and guess what ladies…He’s Jewish!!! Mazel Tov, J.L….Mazel Tov!!! I wonder if Tom Cruise is thinking of hooking up with him to talk about old times. If Cruise can’t get him, I’m sure John Travolta would take him for a spin. Maybe they can set it up at the (more...)
November 8th, 2011
If You’re Gonna Do the Dishes…Might As Well Do It Dancing to ‘Smooth Criminal’
Frankie likes doing the dishes. And of course he does. It gives him a chance to cut loose and channel his inner Michael Jackson. Lucky for us his father captured the footage, posted it on Reddit, and now it is on its way to a million views.
November 8th, 2011
Porn Stars and Nerds Don’t Mix…At Least They Won’t at the Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 3 VIP Party in Amsterdam
Sometimes you just have to take a hard-line. Sometimes rules are rules, and you just don’t buckle on them. Sometimes, people just take things a little too seriously. Activision, the company that created the Call of Duty franchise, is taking that hard-line. What did Activision put their foot down about? Showing that extreme violence is OK, but porn is bad, Activision quickly and awkwardly uninvited Dutch porn star, Kim Holland from an official Modern Warfare 3 launch party in Amsterdam after they discovered exactly what kind of films she stars in. Holland has made numerous appearances (more...)
November 8th, 2011






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