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Check Out Kid Chronic’s Office

The Chef June 15, 2012 0

Somebody get this bed-top bark-a-lounger for Kid Chronic. We would hate to have his back go out while barking orders at his employees

Guy Calling Himself The Hitman, Sought By Undercover State Police. Promptly Nabbed And Shot At Near MIT.

The Chef June 15, 2012 0

Chelsea – Over a course of two decades, Leroy Martin was arrested several times and imprisoned twice. Since then, he has used many other aliases. This time his new nickname “The Hitman” landed him

Massachusettes High Court: Women Can Deliver Babies Unassisted, And If They Die, Can Throw Them Away In The Trash

The Chef June 15, 2012 0

By John R. Ellement, Boston Globe Staff The Supreme Judical Court today threw out the involuntary manslaughter conviction of a Milford woman whose child died during the birth that she undertook without medical assistance.

Spend The Afternoon With The 420 Girls [nsfw]

The Chef April 20, 2012 0

Happy Holidays from The South Florida Chronicle.. It’s the Chronic… YEP! Today’s Wake Up is brought to you by the 420 Girls… The Messengers Of Mother Nature.. Awwww Yeaaaaa..!

Steve Jobs, Apple founder, Dead at 56…

The Chef October 5, 2011 0

Steve Jobs, the visionary in the black turtleneck who co-founded Apple in a Silicon Valley garage, built it into the world’s leading tech company and led a mobile-computing revolution with wildly popular devices such

Bum Fight Knockout In Tompkins Square Park – NYC

The Chef October 5, 2011 0

What starts out as a nature film about squirrels, pigeons and rat holes in Tompkins Square Park quickly turns into a knockout blow that makes that bum hit the snooze button

Wake Up With Argentinian D.W.T.S Chick – Cinthia Fernández

The Chef October 5, 2011 0

Well, it didn’t take me long to find the name, home address and horoscope sign of this bad ass Chica from earlier.. Would you expect anything less than perfection from The Chef.? Here is

Season 2 – Volume 1

The Chef October 5, 2011 0

Well, it’s that time of the year again. College. Yup, time for all the skanky undergrads and their new Iphone 4′s or 5′s or what ever they are calling them now, to get their bathroom mirror self shots

Amanda Knox Will Cash In From Her Jailtime: We All Ponder, 4 Years Of Ass Pounding For Millions..?

The Chef October 5, 2011 0

NY Post – An Italian appeals court overturned Amanda Knox’s murder conviction Monday, allowing the Seattle native to return to the US, nearly two years after she and her then-boyfriend, Raffaele Sollecito, were accused of

Argentinian Dancing With The Stars & Youtube Have Agreed On One Thing: F U American Television

The Chef October 5, 2011 1

So I guess Youtube is throwing its no vagina and boobs policy right out the window for this one, eh? I would too. If this is the Argentinian Dancing With The Stars, then we

Guess That Booty…..

The Chef October 5, 2011 0

And it’s everyone’s favorite Teen mom,

Augmented Reality…

The Chef September 20, 2011 0

Augmented Reality is a term for using a green screen technology for manipulating vectors and pixilated imagery to use as a back ground for motion pictures, special effect graphics (SP-FX) and the like.. I would be diress to

Some Body Get Kid Chronic This Flying Clownfish Here…

The Chef September 20, 2011 0

I don’t know what it does.. but hey, fuck it… avail here&#

MASSIVE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. Alexiuss of Deviant Art Shows Us Why Chad Love Is An Art Thief…

The Chef August 19, 2011 8

Just wanted to stick up for ourselves and our writer Treez. Last year when he interviewed Chad for this blog post, he had no idea that the man was recreating original works of

Standard Scooter Fail Compilation..

The Chef August 11, 2011 0

People eating Sh*t on a scooter like it’s going out of style&#

Is this The Face Of A Lottery-Winning Couple Facing Drug Charges After “Blowing” Through Their Fortune In Under 3 Years?

The Chef August 11, 2011 0

Husband-and-wife lottery winners Alissia and Bill Rivenburgh blew through so much of their $1 Million dollar winning from the NY Sate Lotto that they couldn’t afford bail when they were arrested for violating their

Green Screen Grannies Scary Coaster Ride…

The Chef August 11, 2011 0

This has to be the most horrifying thing I have ever seen next to Rebecca Black’s “Friday”. What are these grannies thinking doing a no-handed drop in on that coaster. Nothing scares me more

Chronic Encore Smokeshow Of The Day – Patricia From SUNY Oswego…

The Chef July 27, 2011 0

Introducing Sarah from Manhattan and SUNY Oswego. The school in the middle of no where. That’s what I call it. I went out there once. It is on Lake Oswego, it has 147 bars

Hump Day Hotties – Volume 11…

The Chef July 27, 2011 0

Ahhh. The return of Humpday Hotties has arrived. I know you have all been waiting. This is like the return of Lindsay Lohan to the beach. But she actually looks good and not all

Wake Up With Kylie Bisutti…

The Chef July 27, 2011 0

Sexy Maxim Model and Victorias Secret Angel Is A Real Go Getter Kylie Bisutti (born in Simi Valley, California) is an American model who won the 2009 “Victoria’s Secret Model Search” competition, broadcast online

Chronic Encore Smokeshow Of The Day – Patricia From SUNY Potsdam..

The Chef July 26, 2011 0

Let me tell you one thing. I have never been to SUNY Potsdam. But I hear they have a 3-1 girl to guy ratio up there. Also, they hold one of the biggest outdoor

Wake Up With Ellen Rocche…

The Chef July 26, 2011 0

Guess where this chick is from.. Need a clue, just look at the spare tire she carrys around on her back side. Figure it out yet? That’s right. INtroducing Ellen Rocche from Brazil. They

Fashion Sense – Summer Look…

The Chef July 10, 2011 0

This summer the look is so 70′s… by: Christine Croft Yet another Memorial Day has gone by and a few may be wondering if they have been following the fashion trends of the season.